What about if, right, say you had just been fellated by a small Greek on Dove Street when

a cack-handed Sarah ran up right quick and spilt her smoothie over your plus-fours - would you clap her in leg-irons and take her to Andersons on the market and buy her a s**t parka or would you zoom off up Pottergate and do a protest outside Head in the Clouds about their f**king Patchouli oil?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 1st 2008 at 12:39:04

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What about if, right, say you had just been fellated by a small Greek on Dove Street when (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:39:04
- I'll have Rob's ticket then thankyouverymuch (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 1, 12:47:22
  - was that option c) (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:48:39
    - option 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 1, 12:55:48
      - Is there always an option 9? (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:58:52
  - A pleasure. I presume you got a taxi home Friday after our SiH meeting? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:48:11
    - Errr yes (General Chat) - Small, Oct 1, 12:55:03
- Possibly, but then again (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 1, 12:43:09
  - I have presented two options for action, you supposed to choose one. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:43:46
    - I can't, I am an inveterate fence sitter (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 1, 12:46:46
      - at some point you must have decided to sit on that fence (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:49:44
        
        Someone might have put him there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 12:52:26
        
        That's a good point. However, I can't recall ever making concious (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 1, 12:51:39
        
        Sounds like Otto's right then. (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:57:33
        
        option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 13:01:09
    - bit of a rebellion from the Cambridge contingent today (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:44:56
      - Yes. Punts. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:47:14
      - It's being near that university - it makes you ask too many questions. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 12:45:36
        
        I agree (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:47:11
        
        brushed his teeth? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 12:52:51
        
        I was really suggesting something out of the ordinary (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:55:32
        
        as much as i am flattered by your belief that i could somehow write poetry worth writing (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 13:00:29
        
        for some reason you morphed into mbk (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 13:06:31
        
        I'd be a bit like that penguin in the Wallace and Gromit filum. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 12:56:33
        
        That's a question for malkybarkid if you ask me. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 12:50:44
        
        Oh I wondered why he asked for a glass... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 1, 12:53:59
        
        DId he lose a 'Who Can Avoid Injury the Longest' contest to Peter Thorne? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 12:55:23
        
        Is that Major Frank Buckley (Mrs)? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 1, 12:53:08
        
        Correct ms. It is, and always will be, "The Tech", like what when I done it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 1, 12:50:08
- yes, one of those (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 12:42:17
  - There's two choices baab, you're meant to choose one of them as your answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:43:15
    - Forewarned is forearmed. Always take your leg irons with you once you have planned oral (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 13:26:43
      - and if i'd just fancied a BJ off the Greek on a whim? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 13:34:11
    - and i surely would if it ever happened (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 12:52:07
      - You're saying you don't think it will? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 13:10:08
        
        i'm saying that it's impossible for me to say what i would do until i'm put in that situat (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 13:22:15
- I've still got a nepalese shirt I bought in Head in the Clouds in 1994 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 1, 12:40:30
  - That's as maybe, but you haven't answered the question (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:41:29
    - Patchouli (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 1, 12:44:04
      - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 12:44:34

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