I moved a lawn once. It was back in '43 when 'Topper' Harrington had returned from a
sortie over Dresden. We were living at Armathwaite Hall at the time and Topper joined us for drinks on the lawn.
The trouble was the bally lawn was gone, some crooks had taken it the night before and scarpered acrosss the fields. Billings, the gamekeeper managed to shoot one of them in the arse with a 1920's L.C. Smithfield Grade 20, gauge featherweight. The cad dropped the lawn on Giles Twiddy's top meadow.
Me, Topper and Billings spent a fine summer's evening moving the lawn back to its rightful place at Armathwaite. Caroline Tweedy-Smith had too much Bolly and got her fanny out which pleased the chaps immensely.
Posted By: malkybarkid on October 1st 2008 at 11:15:20
Message Thread
- THE FOXTROT REPORT (Or: Why Do I Keep Fucking Coming Here?) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 10:35:38
- Fantastic. Cheered me up this afternoon! (n/m) (NCFC) - The Lucky Nine, Oct 1, 16:12:12
- more of this thing please (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 1, 11:21:22
- Excellent. Thank you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 1, 11:18:31
- now what about a piece about the accounts? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 1, 11:12:53
- ^^^obsessed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 1, 11:14:59
- ha ha ha (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 1, 11:11:12
- I did laugh very loudly at that (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 1, 12:43:12
- Brilliant. You should a) go to more games and b) do a blog. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 1, 10:56:09
- btw: consider "lighthouse" and "bertrams" officially nicked. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 1, 10:56:46
- 'The Lighthouse' should be his nickname, I think. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 10:57:37
- 'Lawnmower', even. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 10:58:04
- I moved a lawn once. It was back in '43 when 'Topper' Harrington had returned from a (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 11:15:20
- The world would be a sadder place without you, MBK. It really would. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 12:03:10
- I moved a lawn once. It was back in '43 when 'Topper' Harrington had returned from a (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 11:15:20
- 'Lawnmower', even. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 10:58:04
- 'The Lighthouse' should be his nickname, I think. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 10:57:37
- btw: consider "lighthouse" and "bertrams" officially nicked. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 1, 10:56:46
- Excellent. Thank you. Especially liked the bit about the stolen pencil case. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 1, 10:55:24
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