Do you get fellated by women dressed as ivy and bindweed?

Is the B&B you stay in run by a curvacious blonde with absolutely massive bosoms, who keeps bending over the kitchen table as she puts her rock cakes down?

Does she look at you knowingly whilst scraping horseradish into a cooking pot with a bloke's face in it?

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 25th 2008 at 12:08:07

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If you could recommend one holiday destination, what would it be? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 11:54:18
- I spent a lovely time here.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:26:21
- Euro Disney (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 25, 12:20:53
- If you're talking honeymoon though, this was fantastic: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 25, 12:14:58
- Venice (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 25, 12:13:15
- Chicago (General Chat) - mr chimp, Sep 25, 12:09:44
  - did someone whange the rules about capitalisation on here and not tell me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 25, 12:11:02
    - *wang (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 25, 12:11:57
    - chicago is not the capital of americas (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:11:48
- oNE OF THE 5 STAR aTOLLS IN THE mALDIVES. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:05:29
  - I could do that, would need a lot of books though (General Chat) - megson, Sep 25, 12:12:25
  - linkage....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:05:45
    - We're all different - I would be bored there in about 2 minutes 37 seconds. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:09:10
    - be bored to death after one day (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:09:01
      - dear oh dear malky AND tomby........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:11:40
        
        "shopping and walking" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:13:26
        
        I will probablee (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:15:44
        
        can you fish for Marlin? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:12:29
        
        yes........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:14:53
        
        i have a scoober licence (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:17:49
        
        scoobering is brillo pads..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:19:23
        
        i've not scoobered in blighty (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:20:48
        
        go for it........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:25:00
    - nice, its a toss up between there and mauritius for my honeymoon next year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 12:06:42
      - good choices........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:10:26
        
        hmmm cheers for the link, looks good. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 12:15:20
        
        yep...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:18:02
        
        Did Mauritius. Bloody fantastic. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 25, 12:13:09
        
        looks.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 12:16:47
- walberswicks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:00:57
  - I went there and it was a bit wickermun, so I didn't go back. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:02:32
    - indeed it is (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:04:28
      - Do you get fellated by women dressed as ivy and bindweed? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:08:07
        
        yes, yes. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:10:56
        
        flipping brilliant (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:12:13
        
        stockings (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:13:17
        
        Damn straight! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:15:20
        
        calamazoo! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:22:52
- Scilly isles are brillo pads. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 25, 12:00:22
- Prague in the winter (General Chat) - megson, Sep 25, 11:59:37
- Byron Bay, just up from surfers paradise in Eastern Australia or (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Sep 25, 11:59:04
- Bocas Del Toro in Panama (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Sep 25, 11:58:13
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 25, 11:57:53
- Corsica (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Sep 25, 11:57:20
- Queensland, Austrlia...taking in the Great Barrier Reef (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 25, 11:56:11
  - stayed on fitzroy island on the BR, was brillo pads (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 11:58:40
  - *Australia (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 25, 11:56:22
- mauritius (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 25, 11:55:49
- Madonna - The First Album (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 25, 11:55:38
  - Not a holiday destination any more. It's a rekkut. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:00:11
    - Holiday is on the album (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 25, 12:27:54
- Berlin (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 25, 11:55:14
- India (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 11:55:00
  - California Sands. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 25, 11:57:33
    - nice one (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 11:59:20
      - yeah, but they don't have the Clap Clap song (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 25, 12:08:44
      - cheap as well this time of year (for 5 STAR Luxury) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 25, 12:02:25
      - I hear Hopton's good this time of year too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 25, 12:02:18
        
        Who told you that? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:03:58
        
        You did. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 25, 12:04:57
        
        You are fibbing, titstick. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:10:35
        
        Maybe a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 25, 12:12:15

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