tis the truth

i got a call from a very worried mrs t one night. the bat was alive and she covered it with a big vase and it sounded extremely pissed off. the national bat helpline was as much use as tits on a fish so tombs junior dispatched of the flying rodent by launching the entire vase into the back field. mrs tombs then convinced herself that the bat had scratched her but i reassured her that it was probably the cat when she bust up the scrap. that was about a month ago and she hint got rabies yet so i will give it another month and then reduce her life insurance premiums again as you can't be too careful.

Posted By: Tomblander on September 16th 2008 at 13:48:36

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show us yer dog (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:10:34
- Two of em... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:36:57
  - take it the missus walks the first one? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:39:49
    - No way. The first one is the bigger one, and is like a slightly smaller Border Collie to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:43:06
  - The dog in the second photo has one of the best expressions I've ever seen on a dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 13:38:10
    - Border terriers always do pull comedy expressions... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:40:29
      - This takes some beating for a stupid expression (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 13:50:29
        
        Good work finally digging out a pic of OG (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 13:57:52
      - do they fetch stick from rivers? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:42:21
        
        Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:44:10
        
        ^^^^^ blimey that sounds northern (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:43:10
        
        And when you talk to them, they look like they are listening intently. And when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:46:30
        
        my dog understands german (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:51:16
  - Who does the terrier belong to? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 13:37:41
    - She came with the missus. The black one is mine. And mental. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:43:34
- Not technically mine till I get my own house but (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 16, 13:29:48
  - That's a stunt tail (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:33:36
    - beagles have big tails (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 16, 13:35:45
      - which would be a pre-requisite in my garden (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:38:58
    - I'm going east over Chrimbo and might get to eat some dog. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 13:34:32
      - Plenty of whole barbequed dog for sale on Hanoi markets (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 13:36:41
        
        whole dogs? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:41:09
        
        Yes, whole ones - tail and everything (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 13:46:07
        
        oh yeah... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:59:17
        
        That's one's chopped up though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 14:03:26
        
        luckily i have to attend a meeting so i will refrain from google imaging whole cooked dogs (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 14:05:12
        
        Do they put the whole kapoodle (geddit?) into a really big bun? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 14:05:01
        
        No, that would be silly (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 14:05:50
        
        Did you try any G? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 13:40:36
        
        God no! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 13:48:58
        
        yumsters. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 13:50:28
        
        You wont regret it (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 13:53:23
      - woah! couldn't do that (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:36:17
      - They serve dog in The Dragon mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 16, 13:36:07
        
        I'm sure that should read there's 2 dogs serving in The Dragon, mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 13:46:08
- I've got two (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 13:22:13
  - I flipping love boxers! V Jealous!!!! Good man CB! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 16, 13:29:11
  - i'm contemplating getting another one (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:24:21
    - Apparently the rescue kennels are full of them - they are having to (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 13:30:53
- mine [daisy].... (General Chat) - ingi, Sep 16, 13:13:15
  - see, now loads of people are going to do links to pussies and i didn't really want that so (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:14:45
    - I like both (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 13:22:17
      - We have a cat (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:27:07
        
        I wish you hadn't posted that (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 13:37:12
        
        tis the truth (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:48:36
        
        Think my mum's current one has caught a bat too (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 16, 13:38:48

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