I'm not going to, it would get very repetitive very quickly.

MONDAY: David Bentley compares himself to David Beckham.
TUESDAY: David Bentley compares himself to Dennis Bergkamp.
WEDNESDAY: David Bentley compares himself to Johan Cruyff.
THURSDAY: Some wag on the BBC site compares David Bentley to Jordi Cruyff. David Bentley responds by comparing himself to Pele.
FRIDAY: David Bentley compares himself to God.
SATURDAY: David Bentley has a largely ineffectual game, until Darren Bent heads in a half-decent 87th minute free-kick to make the score Tottenham 1 Wigan 3. Bentley gives an interview saying he should be England captain.

Repeat every week until either Bentley or myself dies.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on September 11th 2008 at 19:47:21

Message Thread

Things in Norfolk are getting bad (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 11, 19:28:20
- Did he get knocked out by the smell of the seat? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 12, 03:39:27
- No-one called the choppers at first but thankfully his friends have raleighed round (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 11, 21:19:43
- ROFL, and here I was worring about a hurricane, that puts it in perspective ! (NCFC) - John in Texas, Sep 11, 19:32:03
- And the Puppet Bastard is back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 19:30:37
  - was it a con to get more money? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 11, 19:36:32
    - Libel laws prevent me from saying "Yes". (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 19:37:39
      - Got your email will reply (n/m) (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Sep 11, 19:49:33
        
        Can't find that "Froots & Roots" album you recommended to me (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 19:56:31
        
        Basically there are two ways (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Sep 11, 20:18:47
        
        Sadly, SoulSeek is drawing a blank and Harrogate is not possible for the moment (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 21:08:54
        
        Browse me - and there it is (n/m) (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Sep 11, 21:51:37
        
        You don't appear to be online... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 22:02:47
        
        Well neither do you (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Sep 11, 22:18:09
        
        Odd, because I am. BerlinCanary is mine (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 22:47:00
        
        Doesn't seem to be working (n/m) (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Sep 11, 23:18:02
        
        Have you heard of a band called 'Misery Guts'? (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 11, 20:06:22
        
        No (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 21:09:56
        
        Yep. Mick did a half hour at the new HMV last week. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 11, 21:19:56
        
        Good stuff? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 21:28:57
        
        Yeah good. Bit more folky than usual, but then it was in HMV. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 11, 21:53:02
      - So does a tragic lisp (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 11, 19:38:37
        
        raffle (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 11, 19:40:47
        
        You can pithth off too, thit-thack. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 19:42:06
        
        You've done nothing but badmouth me all evening, Thugthth. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 19:39:44
        
        Awfully thorry buddy. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 11, 19:41:29
        
        I'm not going to, it would get very repetitive very quickly. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 19:47:21
        
        At which point... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 19:55:08
        
        Umm ... neither did he, as far as I recall? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 19:56:36
        
        Post punch, Bentley compares himself to Francis... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 20:01:31
        
        Post punch, the rest of the world compares Bentley to (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 11, 20:18:28

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