you can't be a legend if

1) you're covered in tattoos including one spelt wrongly
2) your wife is a former Spice Girl
3) you have to name your child so that you can remember where you had sex with a former Spice Girl
4) you sulk for months because your manager lost his temper with you
5) you change jobs because your wife (especially a former Spice Girl wife) tells you to

Use as you require

Posted By: camcan on September 11th 2008 at 14:32:05

Message Thread

One trick pony (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 11, 14:11:14
- I wish we had someone who could do that trick! (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Sep 11, 16:12:56
- One thing I hate about this board is this (Other Football) - pants, Sep 11, 14:13:55
  - hello pants (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Sep 11, 14:23:39
    - misery (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Sep 11, 14:31:34
  - But doesn't a compilation of all his free kicks rather prove my point? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 14:18:38
    - I believe he is an England legend, you don't (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 11, 14:23:53
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 14:24:24
    - Yeah fair enough. Carl Lewis was crap from the waist up too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 14:20:14
  - In fact, the more I think about it you are crazy (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 11, 14:17:22
    - You're taking the piss out someone (Other Football) - pants, Sep 11, 14:18:38
      - Berlin's a big boy - I'm sure he can look after himself on this one ... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 14:21:55
        
        I can't (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 14:26:14
        
        you can't be a legend if (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 14:32:05
        
        Actually, my point is that he's a legend (if at all) because of those things... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 15:16:08
        
        At the risk of sounding very benderish..... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 11, 14:46:46
        
        at the risk of sounding sapphic (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 14:49:38
        
        Me too. Some women really suit short hair like that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 14:52:04
        
        I wasn't sticking up for anyone (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 11, 14:22:52
      - WHAT?????? (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 11, 14:21:12
        
        Just because he is paranoid doesn't mean you aren't out to get him (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 14:22:27
        
        Thanks for that Jive Bunny (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 11, 14:47:02
  - who are you talking about?? (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 11, 14:15:21
    - It's barely a quarter of the way down (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 11, 14:16:21
      - ok, you believe what you like (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 11, 14:22:52
      - diddums (n/m) (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 11, 14:21:04
        
        That told me, and proved me wrong all in the same post (Other Football) - pants, Sep 11, 14:35:11

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