Don't take more than you can afford to lose.

The Polypipe Flying Childers Stakes is on at 13:35:00.
Do a Pam (Or Ayrton if you're feeling particularly betty) each ways on the horse in yellow and green.

Buy a hog roast for about nine quid.

Trip a ponce up.

Drink cold lager in the rain.

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 10th 2008 at 10:04:27

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Anyone know anything about horses? Im going to the St. Leger at Doncaster on Friday and w (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:43:49
- When I went (I know you probably won't be arsed to do this) (Betting) - pants, Sep 10, 10:22:54
  - Didn't you get pissed? Isn't that one of the only 2 reasons to go to the races? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 10:29:17
    - nah (Betting) - pants, Sep 10, 10:34:32
      - You're not very good at drinking then... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 10:36:42
- One tip..... (Betting) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 10, 10:21:04
  - Ha ha. He won't get a better tip than that. (n/m) (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 10:23:25
  - "Ladbrokes St. Leger Festival 2008" (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:23:10
  - I think he means the 'festival' not the 'race' specifically. (Betting) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 10:22:49
- I'm off to Sandown Park tomorrow and will employ my usual tactics... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 10:11:08
- Doesn't that bloke who wanted to invest in NCFC and threatened to take his money (Betting) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 10:09:21
  - Colin Davey? (n/m) (Betting) - harry boulders, Sep 10, 10:12:00
- Don't take Neil with you (n/m) (Betting) - harry boulders, Sep 10, 10:08:16
- Donny racecourse rocks (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Sep 10, 10:07:14
  - I've never been to any race course ever, apart from Owlerton dog track. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:09:16
    - First timers are encouraged to do a little run along the track (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:11:11
      - I don't run on grass, there might be divots, and I'll turn an ankle. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:13:04
        
        The horses do (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:14:37
        
        They've got a leg in each corner and kness that go backwards. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:15:42
        
        Oi you two... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 10:18:11
        
        they were seriously dopey weren't they (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:28:52
        
        Did she tell you that? And was it in relation to what I think it means? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 10:37:46
        
        She foolishly told quite a lot of people (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:53:20
        
        Having no gag reflex can take a girl much farther than any sort of UC score, even a high o (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:32:09
        
        That was my theory (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:52:31
        
        OK Charles you've argued your case very well (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:16:58
      - in pop socks and a satchel (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 10:12:24
        
        when you did it what song did you hum along to? (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:13:43
        
        I did it to 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' and ran a bit like Croft does - my bumpy (Betting) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 10:18:56
- wasn't the racefixer 'exposed' on that nonevent of a programme (Betting) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:06:42
- Don't take more than you can afford to lose. (Betting) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 10:04:27
  - Cold lager in the rain!? We've got a posh box, I've got to go in my Wedding Suit and ever (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:11:45
    - It means it can come in forwards or backwards over the line, but you still get your money (Betting) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 10:16:32
    - It's where they send one horse one way and one the other until they collide, (Betting) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 10:15:24
      - Sweet. They should give the jockeys long poles too. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:16:33
- Don't let one bum you or you will suffer a rectal prolapse. Apparently, ahem. (n/m) (Betting) - jafski, Sep 10, 09:44:50

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