The day before a friend's wedding, he was told by a drunken Corkian woman...

"Ye don't want to be gettin married! What's the first thing your fiancee will see when you enter the church ?"

"The aisle" he replied.

"She will. And then ?"

"The altar."

"Indeed. And what's the next thing she'll see ?"

"Errm. Dunno"

"Next thing she'll see is you. And that's what will stick in her mind:

Aisle Alter You."

Posted By: Steve in Holland on September 8th 2008 at 16:13:50

Message Thread

Things you are not likely to hear on Songs of Praise (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 15:51:39
- "Fuck this... anyone fancy a pint?" (n/m) (General Chat) - greendude, Sep 8, 16:36:50
- "Oh Huckerby... (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 16:34:49
- "they've been talking about us on wotb" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:29:15
- Reality Asylum (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 8, 16:24:25
- fish related puns (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 16:23:06
  - They done a fish badge though. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 8, 16:25:40
    - Cod Almighty (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 16:28:12
- Rangers 1 Celtic 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:20:04
- We pray for the safe return of Matthew Gibson. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 16:13:26
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:15:20
- Let's be 'aving you! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 16:11:11
- "the jonny machine is bust again" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:09:55
- Next weeks lottery numbers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:09:35
- This weeks lottery numbers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:07:53
- Muslims Muslims give us a song! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:07:51
- All things dull and ugly, (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 16:06:51
- Ian Murray (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:05:52
- "we're the north aisle, we're the north aisle" (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:05:47
  - No expert, but isn't there only one aisle? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 8, 16:09:22
    - yes (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:12:20
      - aforementioned Qi transcript (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:22:34
    - two i think (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:10:35
      - The day before a friend's wedding, he was told by a drunken Corkian woman... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:13:50
  - "sing up the north aisle!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:08:31
    - you only sing when you're hymning (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:09:36
      - Damn! I was just typing that!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:09:53
        
        "who's the bastard in the black ?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:10:20
- the long range shipping forecast (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:05:14
- "I think you'll all agree the choirboys are looking ravishing this evening." (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 8, 16:05:05
- Travel updates (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:04:06
- WHERE ARE YOU!! WHERE ARE YOU!! *Gurn* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:03:00
  - No reason why you should NOT hear that on SoP (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:04:02
- Amy Winehouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:01:55
- Limp Biskit Chocolate starfish (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 8, 16:01:48
- Jihad (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:00:39
- hope you will all turn up next week you bunch off fame hunting toss pots (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 8, 16:00:06
- Hell Awaits by Slayer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 15:59:27
- i did the "turning of the pages" at Canterbury cathedral and lots of japanese tourists (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 15:57:30
  - I'd love to do that. I'd fuck em right up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 15:59:53
    - it was a bit of a ballache to be honest (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 16:02:22
- "Next week's programme shall be hosted by Genesis P-Orridge" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 8, 15:56:10
  - Have you heard "Just Drifting" by Psychic TV? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 16:18:17
  - haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 16:01:24
- farts (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 8, 15:54:55
- my friend was on a songs of praise once (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 15:53:22
  - My friend's mum was on Antiques Roadshow once (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 16:01:04
    - "Ian, why did you drop that bottle on Look East?" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 16:03:02
  - my friend's parents were on Songs of Praise in the 90s. He made the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 15:59:03
    - oh dear (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:04:38
      - "none of the singing is real"? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 16:13:01
        
        that would be cool (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:25:20
        
        They didn't write the songs either. Just like Milli Vanilli. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 16:15:53
        
        I'd like to see Max Headroom crop up on Songs of Praise. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 8, 16:15:49
        
        That would be bmxcellent (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 16:22:35
  - raffle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 15:55:18
  - glory hunter:) (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 8, 15:54:15
- Klaxons (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 15:52:58
- thora herd was a slapper:) (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 8, 15:52:31

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