some twunt grassed me up to the broadsfuzz

i parked my boat up not intending to use it this year in private moorings and i got a letter from hq broads fuzz telling me to pay my broads licence or i'd be keel hauled. i rungem and told them it was on private moorings and i wunt be setting sail this year due to the back falling off a bit and they said (with glee) "the moorings may be private but the water is ours!" quite how she refrained from adding in a big "YARRRR!!" at the end is still a source of dissappointment to this day if i'm honest. i wouldn't have minded paying up so much then.

Posted By: Tomblander on September 1st 2008 at 15:40:37

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COME ON NORWOCI (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 1, 15:16:12
- Long time James, are you well? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 15:17:38
  - Oim foiyan ta... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 1, 15:20:23
    - tell me you were in a submarine (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 1, 15:22:10
      - Actually... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 1, 15:25:04
        
        does he still support forest or have you brought him round? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 1, 15:30:14
        
        Saturday afternoon would have been a good time to do so! (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 15:34:06
        
        Depends... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 1, 15:34:00
        
        i have got my own boot on the broads (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 1, 15:28:46
        
        Don't snitch me to the Norfolks Broads River Fuzz but... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 1, 15:35:40
        
        some twunt grassed me up to the broadsfuzz (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 1, 15:40:37
        
        I really think you should pay attention to your rear end. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 1, 15:44:14
        
        she's water tight (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 1, 15:50:18

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