Cut up horse, fried quickly in dirty juice with crumbling pranny, girl's vegetables and

small peas atop a turgid compote. Served with side dishes of pathetic gonk, hairs, twisted gimp and slow f**kers.

Accompanied by Judge Dread performing 'Young, Gifted and Black' at West Runton Village Inn with Sharlene Spiteri as vocals guest.

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 26th 2008 at 13:59:54

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beetroot sandwitches, chilli doritos and can of diet coke (General Chat) - keith spanky, Aug 26, 13:38:52
- Cut up horse, fried quickly in dirty juice with crumbling pranny, girl's vegetables and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 13:59:54
  - I had chips out of East Runton last weekend after we saw the Red Arrers at Cromer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:01:33
    - That chippy's roight good intut? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 14:07:38
      - It was OK, but I've had better. We only had to queue for about a million years too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:12:05
        
        Stafford Street. Nodge. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 14:25:27
    - " .... last *week* ..." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:05:39
    - Is there a Runton Central? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 26, 14:02:43
      - Ah, Mr Ask a Lot of Questions But Never Answer One EVER is back then (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 26, 14:06:24
        
        Yes. I've been on holidays too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 26, 14:42:28
        
        are you Mrs AB? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Aug 26, 14:49:51
        
        No. I was Abroad with Mrs Hawes and Hawes juniors (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 26, 14:52:22
      - There's a gap between East R. and West R., that might do it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:04:56
        
        Was searching West Runton for a chippy the low point of your holiday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 26, 14:06:07
        
        No, trying to pack my fucking massive tent into its fucking tiny bag (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:09:26
- Half a pint of Harpic and a roasted squirrel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Matthew Gibson, Aug 26, 13:45:44
  - with captain gay face on the maraccas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 13:48:05
  - thats total bulshit (General Chat) - keith spanky, Aug 26, 13:46:33
    - Make an American say squirrel! Their brains can't train their mouths to do it! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 26, 13:51:34
      - Ass probly troo, bor..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 14:48:18
      - Yup. I knew a Californian who had exactly the same disability (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 26, 14:01:37
        
        Onge County (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 14:32:08
        
        Yes, that was indeed where he was from (and indeed now is again) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 26, 14:44:41
        
        I'd do it as "Awwnge". (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 26, 14:42:52
        
        And they can only pronounce "mirror" as "meer" thats ossum. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 14:04:41
- ^^^^Works in an agricultural hinterland (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 13:43:36
  - you sir (General Chat) - keith spanky, Aug 26, 13:45:41
- with Matthew Gibson on the piano accompanied by a singing nappy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 13:39:46
  - ^^^^lives in scunthorpe (n/m) (General Chat) - keith spanky, Aug 26, 13:42:45
    - someone has to (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 13:43:09
      - A jolly little number! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 26, 13:46:01
- Hope you've plenty of Harpic in the house (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 26, 13:39:30
  - toilet paper in the fridge as we type (n/m) (General Chat) - keith spanky, Aug 26, 13:42:10

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