Turn up, put the kettle on

read the paper, have a fag. Break for lunch, phone the bookie. Make more tea, make suggestive gestures and noises at passing females. Leave work, go to the pub and get half tanked. Go home, fall asleep on sofa watching telly.

Posted By: mike_the_sphinx on August 2nd 2008 at 11:05:00

Message Thread

Football related expressions we hate. (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 2, 09:20:10
- "A shot on goals"...They come in pairs, twats, one of (NCFC) - sixthgo, Aug 2, 11:18:45
- "So let's hand over to Roy Waller..." (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 2, 10:56:02
  - lolipops, nice one. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 2, 11:07:33
- "workmanlike performance" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 2, 10:51:13
  - Turn up, put the kettle on (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 2, 11:05:00
- only left foots are cultured, and chips are audacious. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 2, 10:47:27
- "That magical night in Barcelona" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 2, 10:45:31
- Cynical foul. I hate that. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 2, 10:39:00
- "and I think we proved that today" (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 2, 10:23:33
- There or thereabouts (n/m) (NCFC) - Barclay_Steve, Aug 2, 10:10:17
- Fantastic goal by (Player)! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 2, 09:58:49
- and the ball is just asking ronaldo to curve it around the keeper (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 2, 09:48:58
  - andy gray (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 2, 09:49:28
    - Andy Gray (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 2, 10:54:08
- the keeper elects to punch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 2, 09:48:13
  - Better than the pro evo "The Keeper fists the ball away" (n/m) (NCFC) - big dick sanchez, Aug 2, 09:49:45
    - you wouldnt have saved that with two keepers (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 2, 09:52:54
      - Normally Peter Schmiecal's are the benchmark. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 2, 10:42:16
- norwich go two down and doherty gets a straight red, what was he doing? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 2, 09:47:11
- "I've got the scan to prove it" (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Aug 2, 09:29:23
- SOCCER................. (n/m) (NCFC) - Wissydean, Aug 2, 09:27:05
- subject to international clearance (n/m) (NCFC) - big dick sanchez, Aug 2, 09:27:01
- and at two down we were always chasing the game....REALLY Glenn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Aug 2, 09:24:06

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