My swimming shorts are made of plankton though...

and they're such a nice cut I'll be damned if I'm going to buy another pair just to please some bloody shark.

Posted By: Hertz van Rental on July 25th 2008 at 09:47:32

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This annoys me greatly, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 09:35:11
- because they are trying to drum up interest (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 25, 09:59:56
- but this is the third paragraph: (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 25, 09:57:26
  - They bask people into submission then give them a chinese burn (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:58:52
    - Basking sharks are so named, according to my son, because (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 25, 10:00:31
      - Classic WOTB fact, what's his username? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 10:06:05
        
        I keep him away from sharp instruments and WOTB (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 25, 10:08:54
      - superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 10:02:23
      - NFN then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 10:01:52
- But that piece goes on and on and on and on and ON (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 09:51:23
  - Weren't stingray's said to be not dangerous too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 25, 09:57:22
    - just like smoking. When will the lies end!?!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 10:02:57
    - Err. No. Remember the title of the TV programme Irwin was filming ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 10:01:31
      - Come Die With Me? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 25, 10:04:00
        
        "I wonder what'll happen if I stick my finger up this stingray's arse"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 10:06:50
        
        I believe it was "The World's Most Dangerous Animals". Proved his point, anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 10:30:46
  - and nothing in there likely to incite shark abuse (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:54:24
  - it's more the piece i just saw on the news, they've worded it a little differently here (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 09:54:11
    - fuck offffffffffffff lol (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 10:01:13
      - Yeah, what a sensationalist (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 10:05:14
- because they're shark-racists. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 25, 09:46:50
- cant see how it would make people act aggressively though (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:45:40
  - Yes, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 09:47:20
    - that's not people acting aggressively though, it's people fishing (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:49:29
      - I realised after i posted it, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 09:52:08
        
        hehe 'revenge attacks', awesome 'THAT SHARK KILLED MY PARTNER!!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 09:53:14
        
        Yeah but sharks do it as well. The female came back for revenge after Brody (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:56:44
        
        i think you are confusing fiction with reality steve (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:57:31
        
        are you sure it was him. fucking looks like him, come here fish face have a piece of this (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:55:38
        
        come on you finny fucker, you fucking want some? Do ya? Fucking do ya? Come on then! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 09:57:17
        
        finny fucker lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:59:59
        
        you laugh, it happens a lot in Australia!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 09:54:48
        
        Didn't loads of Stingrays get killed after Steve Irwin died? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 10:01:12
      - Shark-fin soup looks more like man-soup. Had it in a restaurant once, and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:50:43
        
        How did that sight affect your plankton? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 09:52:21
        
        He did this (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 09:58:10
        
        *****RIP THREAD***** (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:52:15
        
        DONKEY PUNCH for Tomby, please (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 09:56:33
  - Yeah, they chuck oxygen bottles down their throats and shoot them and stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:46:45
    - to be fair to roy sheider he was acting in self defence and in the line of duty (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:47:44
      - no-one believed him, did they ? Apart from beardy Dreyfuss and that bloke what got eaten (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:48:28
        
        get out of the water!!get out of the water!! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:50:33
- "leave nothing but bubbles" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:41:46
- .... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:41:03
  - Odds Bodkins!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 25, 09:47:09
  - i'll have his watch please (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:42:48
    - I'll have the boots (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:43:47
  - at least it didn't nick his watch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 09:42:18
    - Obviously not a scouse shark then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:42:59
- yebbut we have all watched jaws & that was soooooo scary. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 09:38:27
  - thats the point, if it was bull or tiger sharks then obviously you have to be real careful (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 09:45:44
    - If it was really cold they might mistake my nob for plankton (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:48:58
    - My swimming shorts are made of plankton though... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 09:47:32
    - give that poi one from me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:47:00
    - crikey, ipswich fans should avoid cornwall then (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 09:46:35
  - I'd have taken a bite of that water-skiing bird myself though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:40:23
- Yeah. They do the same with crocodiles (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:37:21
  - and Dinosaurs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 09:39:39
    - and Asylum Seekers (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 09:44:14
      - Jurassic Park 4: The Lost Leave to Remain. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 25, 09:48:23
      - And Lawyers, although that is justified. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 09:47:16
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 25, 09:46:50

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