recognition rushes up to me and SMACK

You're a Shaveneddedfug like me?

I always pictured you like the Dennis Hopper character in Apocalypse Now, apart from the rambling on like a dickhead bit. In appearance, I mean.

Worz, relaxing in a roadside caff in Buenos Aires, spies his interviewee approaching and casually kicks out a chair.

She sits, looking slightly uncomfortable in her smart business suit. It's a hot day. Worz raises the temperature by peering approvingly at her over his tinted shades. He holds her eyes for a moment, only allowing his gaze to overtly fall to her cleavage as he speaks:

"Senora Lopez, thanks for your time this afternoon. "

She blushes slightly and looks disappointed at her failure.

"Senor Scrimmage, I thought we were here to talk about Argentina's interest rate policy!!", she scolds.

Both parties are immediately aware, just as in the finest game of chess between masters, that the future is set in stone, and that within the hour her heels will be quivering above his back.

That's how I used to see you, until a foo minutes ago.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on July 24th 2008 at 20:11:49

Message Thread

*I* wear a baseball cap really quite often (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 19:31:43
- Has it never ocurred to you that (General Chat) - Ladbroke, Jul 24, 19:57:40
  - Mr Ladbroke (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:00:34
    - Awwww.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ladbroke, Jul 24, 20:03:39
- Get a Panama (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 19:39:47
  - ..... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 19:52:15
    - sounds like you should check out all the options available (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 19:59:15
      - If I wore that hat to work (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:02:50
        
        recognition rushes up to me and SMACK (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:11:49
        
        oh how it wish it were thus... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 20:24:33
        
        You do understand and accept, I hope, (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:30:38
        
        I'm afraid that this may oblige me to retort with Thugbad or thuggie (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 20:34:28
        
        What, you always used to see him with your heels quivering above his back? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 20:19:35
        
        Struggling, tonight, you. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:20:39
        
        Is it bad of me to tell you that I always imagined you (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 20:30:38
        
        Nope, no offence tooken (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:34:57
        
        hahaha Spiro! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 20:40:47
    - But what reason? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 19:55:54
      - Would YOU wear one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 19:57:36
        
        What, a Panama? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 20:00:54
        
        .... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:03:09
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 20:07:32
        
        Out of my depth? Sparring with YOU??? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:13:39
        
        Only with a cream linen suit (n/m) (General Chat) - Ladbroke, Jul 24, 19:59:25
        
        I'm actually pleased you posted that (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:01:57
        
        Well bugger me (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:03:28
- chav (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 24, 19:34:44

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