i was in a little cafe last month in bungay

and a yummy mummy burst in toting crocs and prada shades on her head and set about organising the seating arrangements and insisting that the waitress better be sure her mother in-laws wheelchair would fit through the door and all the time brodcasting this back on her mobile to her prick of a husband parking the people carrier "yes dahling, they have assured me that mummies chair will fit". Sure enough when they all piled in i knew it was time to go when she asked her son what he would like to drink and he replied oh, a passion fruit smoothie or elderberry lemonade mummy.

C'mon love let's f**k off.

Posted By: Tomblander on July 24th 2008 at 13:08:55

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Continued... (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:55:45
- People who have to get the last word in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 13:17:43
- People who post two differently worded versions of the same answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:16:57
- People who get annoyed about tedious things (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 13:06:07
- People who can't wear their hat/caps the right way around or (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 24, 13:05:48
  - people who wear baseball caps (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:06:20
    - I am guilty of that when I have to stand in the sun for a long time I'm afraid. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:17:34
      - I wear one for running in the rain. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 13:22:04
        
        i wear one a s adisguise when driving around sheffield broomclubbing joggers with hats on (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:28:17
      - take a slaphead exception card (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:20:25
    - Bang! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:09:55
      - people who wear trilbys (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 13:12:20
        
        except butchers (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:13:44
        
        and DNBs (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:17:45
        
        only if their dirty northern bastard butcher bastards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:19:25
        
        only if their dirty northern bastard butcher bastards do what ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:20:06
        
        make dirty northern bastard sausages (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:21:39
        
        exception granted (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 13:14:55
        
        phew (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:16:04
        
        yes, shotgun to the head offence (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 24, 13:13:37
- People who support England's football opponents just to be "controversial" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:04:32
- People who have lunch on the caf? terrace outside work and then sit there for 45 minutes (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:03:16
- People who take collapsible chairs, blankets, picnics, champagne and then plonk themselves (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 13:03:12
  - i was in a little cafe last month in bungay (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:08:55
- whinging cnuts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 13:02:39
- People who stop dead still the second they step out of a bus or train (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 12:59:11
  - Or a the top/bottom of an escalator. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 13:06:53
  - People who only play tennis for the 3 weeks during wimbledon. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:00:19
    - People who think Wimbledon lasts 3 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:03:34
      - People who correct other peoples weekage. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:04:17
        
        people who make up words such as 'weekage' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:05:57
        
        People with no imagination. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:07:38
        
        People who think threads like this one are imaginative (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:08:54
        
        People who can't stand not having the last word. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:09:17
        
        People who say what DrDublin has just said just so they can sneakily have the last word (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:10:23
        
        :) very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:10:44
        
        haha. enjoyed that. Out to a meeting now for next hour (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:12:02
        
        doubt it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:15:18
        
        Enjoy! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:14:29
        
        People. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 13:08:32
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:04:05
  - or in a supermarket isle (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 13:00:05
    - or in the middle of the street (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 13:01:10
    - And complain when you accidentally bladder them (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:00:35
      - Blow to the akillies tendon, very painful indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 13:01:17
- People who have never had children but are experts in how to bring them up. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:56:22

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