I hate golf, I think because my dad is such a keen golfer, but I got taken to some golf

event last year by some grateful clients. It involved sitting in a 5 star hotel, which was in the middle of a golf course, all day eating and drinking and chatting, while around us a golf tournament took place. We did venture out once but there were lots of hoi polloi so we went back to the palazzio. The staff were excessively good looking but I don't recall the same being true of the crowd. The highlight was when one of my clients bumped into someone inside the hotel and asked him if he knew where the ladies was. I told her that Tiger Woods was unlikely to know the answer to that question, and then some ginormous bodyguard arrived and hauled Tiger to safety.

Posted By: Old Git on July 18th 2008 at 14:17:00

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Hahahaha. Some Swedish bloke at the Golfball (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 13:40:20
- Talking of Goff, good news for the Canny household (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Jul 18, 14:06:26
  - Well done him! That's very impressive, good man (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 18, 14:18:10
  - "degree course on sports turf management" (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 14:15:13
    - It is a science based degree (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Jul 18, 14:26:17
  - Nice one. Does he do your garden? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 14:14:10
    - No - he lives and works in Switzerland (Other Sports) - Cannydc, Jul 18, 14:27:29
      - Fucking hell. That sounds like the best job in the world. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 14:32:10
        
        It bloody well does. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 14:34:30
  - at school i did a kudos test and it said that was my ideal profession, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 18, 14:10:35
- ................... (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 13:44:22
  - But this was. As he'd just monked his shot up and the commentator's (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 13:49:17
    - lol, I'm watching it on the box today, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 18, 13:55:17
      - It did look a bit harsh (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 14:00:03
        
        Clump at the golf? Surely not? (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 14:02:07
        
        The Bollinger tent is particularly good. (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 14:06:33
        
        oh no, clump city yisty. (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 18, 14:05:40
        
        Something is very wrong with the world. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 14:10:01
        
        This picture allways sticks in my mind (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 18, 14:18:42
        
        I hate golf, I think because my dad is such a keen golfer, but I got taken to some golf (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 18, 14:17:00
        
        ha ha! (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 18, 14:18:55
        
        it's an untapped resource, think about it, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 18, 14:14:25
- ha (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 18, 13:42:32

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