Running. It's a funny old business.
Plodding along on a hot day with the sun beating down, you can be forgiven for considering your personal universe to extend only as far as your aching limbs, your pounding heart and your heaving lungs.
But all it takes is that sphincter-tightening shiver down the spine that heralds the imminent arrival of explosive bum-gravy, and suddenly your legs, heart and lungs don't seem so important any more. Good for another 1mph easily.
Just, just got home in time. Seconds to spare.
Posted By: Arizona Bay on July 16th 2008 at 09:15:44
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- Running. It's a funny old business. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 09:15:44
- Didn't seem to make Paula Radcliffe run any faster though, did it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 16, 09:19:24
- No, but I bet she wasn't just round the corner from her house. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 09:22:58
- That's cos she wasn't trying to hold it all in (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 16, 09:21:48
- Rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 16, 09:19:17
- What you need is a blue broom handle up yer jacksy that would block it until you got back. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 16, 09:18:06
- Trouble is, he had broom handle insertion so often that he's lost sphincter control (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 16, 09:19:45
- He's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle duh, with the extra leg diddle diddle diddle duh (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 16, 09:35:42
- Harris (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 16, 09:19:25
- Trouble is, he had broom handle insertion so often that he's lost sphincter control (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 16, 09:19:45
- Didn't seem to make Paula Radcliffe run any faster though, did it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 16, 09:19:24
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