FAO skeggy canary
Jim is walking along the seaside when he spots a girl sunbathing in a secluded area of the beach.
She's extremely pretty and has very impressive chestage, but has no arms and no legs. The poor girl is all alone, and Jim thinks "poor girl. She's probably never been paid any attention", and decides to address this right away.
"Hi", he begins, "I'm Jim."
"Hi" she replies, startled, "My name is Sally".
"Sally, have you ever been kissed ?"
"No! I haven't !" she replies, a little embarrassed.
So, Jim sidles up to her and kisses her passionately, hardly taking a breath, for what seems like an age. When he finishes, she is left gazing into his eyes.
"That was wonderful!" said Sally.
"I'm glad you liked it" replied Jim and they lay together for a few minutes before Jim turned once again to Sally.
"Sally, have you ever been fingered ?"
"No, I've never been fingered" replied Sally, look rather excited.
So, Jim proceeded to give her the most wonderful manual orgasm he knew how. She was in raptures, even startly the seagulls with her screams. After a while, she finally came back down to earth.
"The was incredible!" she exclaimed.
"Great. I'm happy you enjoyed it." Replied Jim.
They lay there again for a few minutes until Sally suggested they go into the sea to cool off. Jim carried Sally onto the water, steering her by her hips out in front of him as they waded in until the water was up to his shoulders.
Looking directly at Sally's bikini'd behind, and with his hands on he hips, Jim couldn't resist.
"Sally, have you ever been f**ked ?"
"No, I've never been f**ked!" replied Sally, starting to shake with anticipation.
So, Jim dropped her.
Posted By: Steve in Holland on July 11th 2008 at 13:31:44
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- FAO skeggy canary (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 11, 13:31:44
- I don't get it.... (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 11, 13:43:21
- ^^^^^^^warning to those reading this joke (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 11, 13:36:37
- Yes I know but the alternatives were even worse (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 11, 13:44:41
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