Okay as you asked here's the three beans in the pub joke

There's three beans in a pub. The first one stands up and says "I'm a runner bean I'm by far the fastest bean the world has ever seen." The second one stands up and says "I'm a broad bean. I'm the broadest bean this planet has known." The third one stands up and says "I think I'm in the wrong pub. I'm Sean Penn".

Use that as a chat up line. Guaranteed 100% success rate.

Posted By: McGonicle on July 9th 2008 at 13:38:35


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