I have a plan, concerning my house and its current inglorious state of decoration

A mate of mine keeps himself busy by being active among the Personal Ads in the local paper. This hasn't brought him much success romantically: he's had to take one 'partner' to court while another finished their relationship by appearing on the internet with a candle up her arse.

Anyway.........

I plan to enter an advertisement, seeking a lady of appropriate age, giving the impression that I'm after lots and lots of sex, whereas secretly I only want her to choose wallpaper and soft furnishings for me.

I understand that this is the reverse of how it usually works.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on June 25th 2008 at 15:30:05

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I have a plan, concerning my house and its current inglorious state of decoration (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 25, 15:30:05
- candle website address? (n/m) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jun 25, 15:32:13
  - hare goo (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 25, 15:47:27
  - candleinthewind.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 25, 15:37:42
- another finished their relationship by appearing on the internet with a candle up her arse (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 15:32:08
  - ......I don't now about ending the relationship but boy (General Chat) - Chopper, Jun 25, 15:39:03
    - Out. Now. Never speak aloud again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 25, 15:40:21
      - That's a bit waxy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 15:42:39
  - Yeah, and how did that end the relationship? (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 15:34:19
    - chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 15:36:15
  - I know! He was mortified, and a leeeeetle aroused (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 25, 15:33:18
  - an alternative episode of Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 25, 15:33:17
- " ... candle up her arse." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 15:31:08
  - Always brings a tear to my eye, that song (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 25, 15:34:06
  - Yeah, could Suggs explain that? (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 15:33:08
    - I can't supply any link but you could probably find it (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 25, 15:34:56
      - dutch girl memorably dumped a colleague of mine by walking into his crowded office (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 25, 15:36:38
      - Here we are (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 15:35:48
        
        I was hoping Delias wig would blow off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 25, 15:39:01
  - Tallow hoopage! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 25, 15:32:50
  - At least it wunt a broom handle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 25, 15:32:25

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