Alan Bond?

They came down from Meekafella in a burnt out blue FJ,
that farted and just s**t itself in Jutland Parade - right next door to Bondy's.

When the smoke had cleared a voice said "Ah this place look alright, well tell the government its a sacred site, they're f**king easy!"

Good day Mr Alan Bond how you going bloke?, Hey I'm your brand new neighbour, hey mate you gotta smoke? and I think I'm gonna like it here, living next door to Alan.

24 kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs, a dead roo on the roofrack and a boot load full of gargo and I'm flash as Michael Jackson now im living next door to Alan.

The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, cus the one sitting out the front wont even f**king start, we'll call that bloke again from the government - he's alright hey?.

So they call the bloke in charge, of all the government grants, and the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes Benz - "Hey come 'n' have a look at this one Edmond, this one's got a whilist look at this eh".

Good day Mr Alan Bond how you going mate? You got a real flash car but my one's flash one hey? and I believe that my one's faster than yours Mr Bond cus mine's a red one.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squeezed in the front seat, listening to Slim Dustin now im living next door to Allan.

So Bondy called Ben Lexon and said "I want another yacht, twice as big and twice as fast as what I already got, that'll f**k 'em"

So his neighbours call some welfare mob, not to be out done and got the HMAS Melberd on some sort of government loan, its got me knacked, they just said they wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.

Good day Mr Alan Bond how you going mate?, You got a real flash boat but my one's flash one ay? And I think I'm gonna put him in the river next door to Alan's.

15 dogs, 9 adults, 2 dozen screaming kids with lines strung from the flight deck, trying to catch some fish, swimming, fishing, pissing in the river next door to Alan.

So Bondy threw a party, the likes you've never seen and invited everybody, from the premier to the Queen, and the Laylan brothers.

So his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the lawn, and invited all their relatives from Meekafella to come down "Hey everyone down you all get bring a big bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house".

I don't know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, he says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know, he just never got used, to living next door to abbo's.

He jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at least we don't got f**kiing c**** live next door to us, now we got to get used to not living next door to Alan.

Now we go to to get used to not living next door to Alan.

Posted By: malkybarkid on June 25th 2008 at 11:39:47

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