The answer, is of course, five...

two soles
two 'eels
and a wet plaice

Posted By: malkybarkid on June 24th 2008 at 14:26:44

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Just been to the butchers to buy this weeks MEAT supplies. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 14:20:28
- nothing beats...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 14:22:29
  - Brown or red sauce with your bacon sarnie? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 14:23:23
    - mepopmebang (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 14:28:49
      - Get RamJam Rodigan to do an instructional advert! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 24, 14:58:17
        
        Trenton foot skank! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 15:13:27
        
        I've got some cream for that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 15:16:47
        
        Is that Fierce Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:09:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 15:16:54
    - happy with red........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 24, 14:24:48
      - Chop and change, spice of life. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 14:25:36
        
        Do you perform sex swap surgery DrD? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 14:29:17
        
        Sorry red is red and brown is brown, I'm no magician sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 14:32:24
- Sounds a tad unhygenic to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 24, 14:21:15
  - How many fish can you get in a pair of tights? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 14:21:50
    - Fucking loads of them ones what are so small they can swim up your wee and live in your ol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 14:22:56
      - The answer, is of course, five... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 14:26:44
        
        anymore of that and I'm afraid you'll have to leave (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 14:36:25
        
        I had to stand against a radiator facing the wall at Primary school once and I got so hot (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 14:38:53
        
        Was that because you told Miss Price the tights joke? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 14:39:56
        
        I think it was because I sprayed Lois Hunt with strawberry Nesquik. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 14:43:13
        
        Do you think Lois Hunt went on to be hot stuff? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 14:54:32
        
        Not sure - she'll be in her forties now and has probably done a few babies. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 14:56:47
        
        yes, but just before then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 14:57:38
        
        Yeah, probably. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 15:03:15
        
        So you'd liked to have squirted her with your vanilla nesquik? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 15:13:28
        
        ...I'm sorry, I can't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 15:19:13
        
        Frayed knot (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 24, 15:12:23
        
        lol - don't think that's her. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 24, 15:14:23
        
        Oh. Someone already did. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 15:14:01
        
        liquid nitrogen? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 14:55:50
    - depends if there's a ladder in them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 24, 14:22:35

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