The Fourth Emergency Service
"Hello, RAC, can you help me? My midfield has broken down again"
"Don't worry Mr Roeder, we'll be right along"
"Now what seems to be the trouble sir"
"Well I'm having real difficulties starting up, we always seem to be a gool down by half time, sometimes two. And then if I really crank it up for 15 minutes it starts firing, but even then it just splutters along, it's not reliable if you know what I mean"
"Hmm .. have you tried changing the wingers?"
"Done that about 4 times mate, first thing I thought of. And I've taken out the centre mids, polished them up, put them back, tried them the other way round - you name it. I've even got rid of the Huckerby, it was just burning too much fuel and not giving me enough in return, things run smoother now but it's still not working."
"Right, this is going to be a tough one ... HANG ON!! You've got a f**king great lump stuck behind the midfield not moving at all, THAT'S your trouble sunshine! Now just let me get rid of this Docherty ... and this Shackell ... there you are sir, I think you'll find that's freed up your midfield no end. Mind how you go."
Posted By: Old Git on June 24th 2008 at 10:51:36
Message Thread
- New away kit (NCFC) - dontgetshirty, Jun 24, 10:30:49
- The Fourth Emergency Service (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 24, 10:51:36
- Rofl gaskets! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 11:05:25
- i can't look at photoshop at work (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 10:48:17
- can someone copy and paste it (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 10:52:04
- You should be able to follow the link above... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 10:55:50
- blocked (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 10:58:06
- You on Facebook ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 11:42:23
- blocked (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 10:58:06
- You should be able to follow the link above... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 10:55:50
- can someone copy and paste it (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 10:52:04
- I like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 10:37:45
- Me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 10:38:57
- Yes. I think I do too. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 10:38:38
- It looks like a training top - no bad thing... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 10:41:34
- nice rac (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 10:36:13
- Have Aviva bought the RAC? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 10:35:09
- Yes, RAC is a part of Aviva (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 24, 10:35:54
- Norwich Union did a while back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 24, 10:35:32
- I did not know that. They get bloody everywhere, the Nodge Union. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 10:38:40
- Not any more (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 24, 10:39:01
- I did not know that. They get bloody everywhere, the Nodge Union. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 10:38:40
- Looks a little photoshop for my liking (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 24, 10:32:46
- strange comment.... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 24, 10:40:48
- I'm sure XARA would make a slightly more professional job of it though! (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 24, 10:58:58
- nah, this does (NCFC) - pants, Jun 24, 10:40:40
- yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 10:39:54
- strange comment.... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 24, 10:40:48
- hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 24, 10:32:25
- The Fourth Emergency Service (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 24, 10:51:36
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