We had a pigeon move in to one of our factories, once.
At first everyone was happy enough - he was given a name, briefly - until he began to s**t on us *copiously* from the girders. We tried all sorts of things to get him out, but he liked it too much, in the warm and dry. Eventually Big Fazzer was deputised to shoot him and then wring his neck to be sure he'd carked.
Fazzer did as asked. The rest of us big rufty-tufty leadworker lads looked the other way like a bunch of girls.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on June 23rd 2008 at 16:26:13
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- This Larsen trap thing - troubles me a bit........ (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:10:27
- Ah, they can't get at each other - separate compartments. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:16:11
- And then they have their necks gently wrung? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:19:27
- Yes, then OG's housekeeper cooks them in a pie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:21:44
- I've never mastered that (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 16:27:25
- (shudder) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:30:26
- How do you think the meat got into your sassingers? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 16:41:17
- The meat that gets into the sossies *I* buy (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:45:23
- Bacon Deniers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:49:31
- I used to work with a guy who was a veggie for his wife's sake (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:55:43
- Exactly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:58:03
- Must be evolution - (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 23, 17:20:16
- Exactly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:58:03
- I used to work with a guy who was a veggie for his wife's sake (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:55:43
- Bacon Deniers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:49:31
- The meat that gets into the sossies *I* buy (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:45:23
- How do you think the meat got into your sassingers? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 16:41:17
- (shudder) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:30:26
- We had a pigeon move in to one of our factories, once. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:26:13
- I've never mastered that (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 23, 16:27:25
- Yes, then OG's housekeeper cooks them in a pie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:21:44
- And then they have their necks gently wrung? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:19:27
- Ah, they can't get at each other - separate compartments. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:16:11
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