Fish joke.......

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha
doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking
up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat."

Posted By: DrDublin on June 20th 2008 at 16:13:22

Message Thread

So Goal King Cole is snot a popular choice then?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 20, 16:02:43
- Fish joke....... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 20, 16:13:22
- No. No no no no no. Whales of protest all round if he signs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 20, 16:09:50
  - Oh no. Oh dear. Tricky what have you done? Whales int fish. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 20, 16:13:01
    - he has only gone and sabotaged the tread (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 16:15:28
    - ha ha. I'm just trying to add some new porpoise to the thread. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 20, 16:14:28
      - You otter stick with the programme boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:16:46
        
        I'm trying - beavering away on it, in fact, (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 20, 16:18:27
        
        Mammals popping up all over the thread (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 16:17:49
        
        Has anyone heard my newt joke about a lizard? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 20, 16:19:36
        
        Tricky's taking it in a newt direction (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:19:21
        
        He'll be herring from the puncops (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 16:20:23
        
        You want me to change my tuna? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 20, 16:25:22
        
        That's a better angle (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 16:27:47
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 20, 16:19:59
    - Mornington Crescent! (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:14:09
  - You'll soon change your tuna once he starts banging them in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 20, 16:11:23
    - what plaice will he be playing in? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jun 20, 16:14:39
    - Quack (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 20, 16:11:53
  - You'll soon change your tuna once he starts banging them in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 20, 16:11:15
  - MAMMAL INCURSION (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:11:12
- he haddock now surely? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 20, 16:08:58
- I think he cod be (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 16:04:26
- No one likes him because he's old, therefore useless.... (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:03:58
  - Boris, you are no longer an MP! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 20, 16:05:52
  - Well you turned 50 the other day so you're well old... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 20, 16:05:32
    - No way of telling til he's here though is there. (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:10:43
  - I think eel be a success (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 20, 16:05:21
    - There's a grouper people on here who think otherwise... (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:07:31
      - Best stick with Shoaler then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 16:09:42
        
        Stop being such a damp squid* (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jun 20, 16:12:26
        
        Don't worry, we won't nip pick (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 20, 16:14:37

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