A man walks into a bar with a lizard sitting on his shoulder.
He says to the bartender, "A double whiskey for me and," pointing to the lizard, "A half-pint of Guinness for Tiny here."
"Why do you call him Tiny?" asked the bartender.
The man answered,
"Because he's my newt."
FAO: Pedants, I know that newts aren't lizards, but amphibians doesn't work as well.
Posted By: jafski on June 20th 2008 at 15:32:17
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- A man walks into a bar with a lizard sitting on his shoulder. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 20, 15:32:17
- Why don't you just say ..with a newt on his shoulder'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 20, 15:33:16
- No, because you might have guessed the My newt/Minute punchline (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 15:45:47
- I wouldn't (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 20, 15:47:27
- No, because you might have guessed the My newt/Minute punchline (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 15:45:47
- Why don't you just say ..with a newt on his shoulder'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 20, 15:33:16
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