And more ....
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The black guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 ft 2 inches, tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch willy, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What did you say to me again?" The man says, "I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me , I'm 7'2" tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch willy, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'
A woman calls her boss one morning and says that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" the boss asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Posted By: meeky on August 3rd 2005 at 11:59:08
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