The Pot Noodle Horn would be the only thing he got

I remember him waking up after a party once to find that at some point, he'd been stripped off and graffitti'ed with Vivid Marker (Thick permanent pen) over pretty much his entire body. Needless to say, he couldn't remember any of this and shat himself the next morning when he went for a shower. It took ages to come off, too.

After another party, he only made it partway home, and was awakened the next morning by someone mowing the verge, who needed him to move...

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi on August 2nd 2005 at 22:25:14


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