I attacked it at the weekend with hedge trimmers. Up to about 9ft (as high as I could reac

h) it's nicely rounded, neat and gark green. Above that 9ft point, it suddenly swells out on all sides, light green and messy, slowly tapering to a rounded top. It's like a giant topiary cock.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on May 30th 2008 at 13:06:24

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Whatever happened to... (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:29:50
- He was pony. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 30, 12:48:26
  - and mine (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:55:33
- According to wiki.... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 12:38:36
  - Wiki is factual............ (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 30, 12:49:32
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 30, 12:41:58
  - Tricky - the voice of sanity (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:40:47
    - His name is marvin (NCFC) - pants, May 30, 13:08:25
- His head fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 30, 12:33:35
  - yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 30, 12:33:56
- He got a toothpick that made his knees burn (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 30, 12:32:18
  - Oh that's cleared it up then. (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:33:18
    - I got scratched to fuck, shoulder-to-wrist (both arms), by my C. Leylandii. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 12:39:41
      - Arf....... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 30, 12:47:54
        
        Bindweed - wimp amongst weeds (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:57:04
        
        I'd swap my Leylandii for your ground elder or JCC's bindweed. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:01:49
        
        when you stand next to it (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 13:03:13
        
        I attacked it at the weekend with hedge trimmers. Up to about 9ft (as high as I could reac (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:06:24
        
        POTD....... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 30, 13:08:14
        
        We need a photo (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 13:11:06
        
        I'll sort one out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:13:50
        
        I don't really want to see a big green cock (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 30, 13:19:33
        
        I do. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 30, 13:20:56
        
        It doesn't really look like a cock, it looks like a tree. But a tree with an unsubtle hin (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:30:57
        
        Ouch....... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 30, 12:58:00
        
        Fortunately my garden is very small (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:59:45
      - this was the pyro's last prick, so to speak (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:41:44
        
        Did Mr C like my diagram yisdy? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 30, 12:49:31
        
        I will ask him - he's v. busy at mo (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:56:21
    - Did it give you restless leg? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 30, 12:33:40
      - it made my mouth explete (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 30, 12:38:18

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