The missus is a teacher and one of the kids at her school got expelled today....

the teenage girl, stole a rare breed piglet from a nearby animal sanctuary, took it into school in her games bag, and released it in the corridors.

The funniest/most ingenious part though is the fact that before releasing it, she smeared oil all over it meaning it was near impossible to get a good grip of it when trying to catch it.

oi had a roight laugh when she phoned me.

Posted By: Tony Martin on May 21st 2008 at 13:17:33

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The missus is a teacher and one of the kids at her school got expelled today.... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 13:17:33
- That'll be this story then ... (General Chat) - meeky, May 21, 13:33:03
  - thats the one! didnt know it was in paper too lol!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 13:36:05
  - Hmm. Expelled ? It was their last day at the school. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 13:34:51
    - can still get expelled, obviously it doesnt really matter, but it goes on their record (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 13:36:34
- Fucking lucky to get off with an expulsion the little Witch (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:31:28
  - Disrespect for pigs should be a capital offence in my book. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 21, 13:33:38
  - when you go to India there are more wires (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:32:40
    - I've got a lot of work to do that is incredible (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:36:54
- Expelled ? She sounds far brighter than the average kid (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 13:27:31
  - thats what i thought, not many people would think far enough ahead to realise to use oil! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 13:30:50
- haha..like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 21, 13:26:11
- Seems a fairly innocuous prank - (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:24:15
  - Used to go there...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 13:38:04
    - my mum went there in the 60's (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 21, 13:40:30
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 13:31:06
- i heard about that (General Chat) - lurd, May 21, 13:21:31
  - yup (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 21, 13:21:55
    - Emerson High, 1975 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 13:26:07
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 13:19:16
- crazy norfolk folk (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 21, 13:18:53

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