be just like a sunday morning. Glen will get all the bags out of his boot

Then have to shout at the players to help him carry them in.
The usual few will help, Drury, Doc, Russell, the rest will just wander in.

Kit bag will be put on the treatment table in the middle of the changing rooms prompting a scrum for kit and shouts of "Oi Doc, chuck us some shorts will you?"
"Who's got 6? that's my number"
"There's no decent socks left"
"anyone got any tape?"

Posted By: megson on May 21st 2008 at 10:11:27

Message Thread

Kit man sacked! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 21, 09:51:17
- maybe roeders gonna make the players do it (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 10:08:21
  - some of the wankers did so little their kit didn't need washing (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, May 21, 10:27:27
    - raffle (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:28:34
  - be just like a sunday morning. Glen will get all the bags out of his boot (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:11:27
    - and after the game where we've been spanked 8-0 "who's gonna take the kit then?" (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 10:13:37
      - Where he then takes it to the laundrette on the Boundary cos it's cheaper, less hassle and (NCFC) - Arganth, May 21, 10:28:25
        
        The one next to The King's on Hall Road is nearer - plus EoM was born above it. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:29:27
        
        Not if you live near the car auctions place... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, May 21, 11:04:47
        
        Good point (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:12:16
      - Followed by "I need 2 people to sweep the changing rooms" (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:15:31
        
        Make them put the goals and nets up (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 10:22:13
        
        ha ha, and take out the corner flags. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:26:49
        
        I did that when I was younger when we played hockey on grass (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 10:35:44
  - Academy kids. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:10:23
    - Great minds (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:13:16
    - ^^^^ ooh, might have a point (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:11:58
    - & why not it's a good idea. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 10:11:39
      - I think Chris Martin should be the kit boy. He's not any good for fuck all else. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 10:13:06
        
        Which is what this is all related to. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:15:45
        
        Good sea change then. Bout time to. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 10:16:39
- I watched it going up, which was nice (NCFC) - Cannydc, May 21, 10:05:44
- must have been a glenda outer (NCFC) - BoundsGreen, May 21, 10:05:25
- And Corlan. To the tune of Neil Diamond's sweet caroline... (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 09:56:32
- Oh Dear (NCFC) - inutero, May 21, 09:56:22
  - why ?..... christ all this negative talk is garbage (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 21, 10:01:05
    - Totally 100% agree (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 21, 10:01:30
  - Yes - lets start up a last kitwash for TP campaign. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 09:57:32
    - 1 MORE KITWASH! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 09:58:37
    - What, because the kit man has been sacked? (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 21, 09:58:34
- Who's gonna do it now ?.......... I'm gonna start a campaign "hux for kitman" (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, May 21, 09:54:00
- That's odd isn't it? What is there to gain from this? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 09:53:29
  - Perhaps Roeder's got a New Kit Regime in mind. I read suffen the other week ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:12:35
    - This is what he said to Waggers..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:19:58
      - Youth players will just take it home for Mum to wash (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 21, 10:26:41
        
        I don't think so. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:31:14
        
        ^^^ this is what Brom still does too (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 10:30:14
        
        Nope, girlfriend does it now... (NCFC) - Brom, May 21, 10:33:17
      - it's (n/m) (NCFC) - no one you prick, May 21, 10:22:37
        
        cue monty python music (n/m) (NCFC) - BoundsGreen, May 21, 10:27:25
      - it's (n/m) (NCFC) - no one you prick, May 21, 10:22:36
        
        cue monty python music (n/m) (NCFC) - BoundsGreen, May 21, 10:27:17
      - Ferzackerly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:20:45
    - Indeed - along the lines of JCC's thinking as well. Could be esse, could be. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:15:44
      - Yes, I like it. Liked his ruthless comments early on about how we are too nice. (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:24:59
        
        (apart from Hucks though Meggers?) winkywankyinternetface (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:31:35
        
        Sorry who? winkyinternetfacething (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:33:53
        
        aha! - good man (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:34:46
      - Yeah.... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:21:40
  - I think its quite clear. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:09:33
  - His salary? I think it's cost cutting. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 21, 09:53:58
    - my guess too (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 09:58:59
      - Honestly? I think the assistant kit man could well be out of a job too (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 21, 10:02:49
        
        the washing of the kit might be outsourced (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 10:05:03
      - A tidy workplace is a safe workplace. Measure twice, cut once. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:00:13
      - I agree. The net benefit year on year will be tangible going forward. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 10:00:01
        
        Has he got transferable skill sets though? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 10:02:41
        
        Glenn has obviously drawn up a skills matrix for the whole club and decided to jettison (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 10:04:56
        
        In which case (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 10:08:31
        
        Hartson. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:12:17
        
        Correct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 10:14:44
        
        A friend that's a Baggies fan (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, May 21, 10:37:21
        
        We paid him that for the duration of his loan here... (NCFC) - Brom, May 21, 10:41:31
        
        Worth every single penny purely for turning the scum game, and denying them the playoffs. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:43:52
        
        The skill profile going forward will change dependant on client demands and Q3 constraints (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 10:04:01
      - cue assistantkitman posts. Come on, can't miss this! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 09:59:37
        
        He left a year ago. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 10:22:27
  - dirty kit (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 09:53:54
    - good point (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 09:55:16
      - yes i thought that, can you really do that job badly? (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 09:58:24
      - Unless Roeder fell out with him over a kit related kerfuffle ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 09:57:27

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