johnson darts into the six yard box with no norwich player near him

trips over his shoelace and fractures his skull on the upright. his only appearance for the rest of the season is to come on against wolves and score a double hatrick unique due to all the goals being from the penalty spot. ince then nuts him reopening the fracture. he then develops a cruel wasting disease and palace have to pay him to dribble into his tea for the next five years.

am i anywhere near "the top" that other people apparently sometimes go over?

Posted By: Brendon Fearon on August 2nd 2005 at 10:27:47

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Moving beyond our first two games of the season.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 09:59:14
- johnson darts into the six yard box with no norwich player near him (NCFC) - Brendon Fearon, Aug 2, 10:27:47
  - No, that sounds fairly reasonable. (NCFC) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 2, 10:34:01
    - perhaps.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:36:26
      - he wears lace socks? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 10:40:14
        
        new chant for the Barclay there somewhere. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:53:37
- falling down the steps as he gets off the coach, breaking both legs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 2, 10:00:11
  - we wouldn't all witness that.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:02:56
  - Not extreme enough... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 2, 10:01:36
    - falling down the steps as he gets off the coach, breaking both legs? (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 2, 10:02:57
    - mauling by a wild animal.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:02:17
      - Splat the Cat???? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 2, 10:08:06
      - I'm not mauling him. (n/m) (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 2, 10:04:56
        
        you're not a wild animal.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:05:57
        
        How do you know? (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 2, 10:19:00
      - I thought it said "otters" for one second... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 2, 10:03:33
        
        flange of otters? what a thought (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 2, 10:04:07
      - and how would we all witness that? lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 2, 10:03:31
        
        ok everyone on the board.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:05:06
        
        a flange of cheat eating otters (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 2, 10:06:12
        
        or finally.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 2, 10:07:31

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