Flybe's statement translated

Flybe's Director of Marketing, Simon Lilley says: "The sponsorship deal between Flybe and Norwich City has proved absolutely f**king useless. Those twunts are so s**te they never get on telly, and local advertising is no good cos no-one in Norfolk wants to fly further than Swaffham. Sacking them has been a complete no-brainer so that we can be free to sponsor someone else instead. Doncaster is so pathetic that he couldn't find his arse with both hands, let alone find a new sponsor, so we're even having to do that for them. We don't give a s**t about the fans, this has only ever been about money and it hasn't made us enough, so you can all f**k right off. We couldn't give a flying f**k what happens to the club in the future and probably wouldn't notice if you won the Champions League."

Posted By: Old Git on April 25th 2008 at 11:30:21

Message Thread

New main sponsors next season, Flybe stepping down... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Apr 25, 11:13:37
- after his successful player sponsorship (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 25, 11:46:31
  - Surely that would depend what was on the plate? (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:50:17
    - Buffalo: head, bum, leg at each corner, and a hole for mozarella (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 12:01:23
      - ... (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 25, 12:12:55
- Really, Bewilderwood should do it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 11:40:02
- Full River Chinese Takeaway in Acle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 11:39:51
- Lathams, of Potter Heigham? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 11:39:10
  - In his Wroxham Googleplex, Roy must be thinking hard about this unique opportunity (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:40:27
- Flybe's statement translated (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:30:21
  - Cullen's statement translated (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 25, 12:02:29
    - Pithy, nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 12:14:38
    - and I thought it was the airport who tried to fuck over flybe... and failed (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 25, 12:12:04
      - Unless I've totally missed something, this is Flybe who came to the region... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 25, 12:26:01
        
        They'd've never got Bergerac to Norwich anyway, he's too busy solving summer fete murders. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 12:30:39
- Door's now open for McCains... (NCFC) - Declan, Apr 25, 11:29:40
  - Surely they can't sanction spending the Where's Maddie fund on sponsoring a football club? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 11:32:59
    - Coffee, meet keyboard and lappy screen... (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 25, 11:55:32
    - Belgian Rofl (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 25, 11:35:21
    - Genuine roffle. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:34:36
      - What, you *genuinely* rolled on the floor? Did your arse genuinely fall off too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 11:35:46
    - snorkel (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:33:34
- Interesting for Norwich Airport too........ (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:22:57
- What's going to happen to the half-time competition? (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 25, 11:20:01
  - *small Darren Chuckleby* (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 25, 11:29:37
- Oh dear (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 25, 11:15:35
  - Don't forget the Turners, Tricky (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:25:03
    - Difference now, Git. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:28:55
      - PS You're deffo a Lincoln's Inn man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:29:16
        
        PPS Hit enter too early. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:29:44
        
        Premature ejaculation, story of your life (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:31:01
        
        Yep. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:33:46
        
        That's a long time - won't you have to give it back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 25, 11:40:41
        
        Congrats (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 25, 11:39:16
        
        Indeed. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 25, 11:41:36

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