well it was in a carpark near hackney.....when i arrived there was a car..

parked behind the hedge with a guy and girl in. So i sort of crept up and peered in, although was difficult to see due to the only illumination came from a distant street light.
They were in the front seat snogging so pressed my nose against the back passenger window. Anyway this big african guy unlocked the front door half got out and said .......fxxx off or ill batter then shoot you.
I took this to mean he wanted me to leave and they were not dogging just having a nice time together. I left quite swiftly.

Posted By: Dirty Delia on April 23rd 2008 at 16:09:22

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