We've a new s**tarse hanging round near us.

I was out last night potting up some chilli seeds, and this f**king massive great big black cat stalked out of the bushes near the river. Not poomer big, just big housecat big. Took one look at me and effed off pronto.

Trouble ahead when it meets nextdoor-but-twos cat.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on April 23rd 2008 at 12:35:47

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Adult season tickets next year only £30, kids £2 !!!! (NCFC) - Cannydc, Apr 23, 12:11:14
- THIRTY POUNDS! (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 23, 12:39:50
- How much do I have to put down to cover my petrol at (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:23:28
  - One shitarse and a rabbit with a bad rash (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 12:26:26
    - We've a new shitarse hanging round near us. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:35:47
      - Next doors hasn't bought a new shitarse yet. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 12:36:41
        
        Nail it to her face when she does. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 23, 12:38:12
        
        It's a thought Tuds, it's a thought. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 12:41:08
        
        Still doing Wendy's? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 23, 12:42:36
        
        Yes, although not as often as I would like. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 12:44:31
        
        Tuds, mbk, I had a thought about Wendies. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:47:55
        
        That's ok, (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 23, 12:56:20
        
        Yikes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:57:31
        
        Mrs AB, five mins ago: "They're bloody not." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:11:16
        
        I could have a lilo in your cellar (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:13:30
        
        How are you with lots of fucking massive spiders and damp? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:14:48
        
        MBK eats spiders, (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 23, 13:16:47
        
        I bit a fat mummy once and a brazilian babies came out (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:39:27
        
        Trying to get out of going on the razzle dazzle with Tuds and MBK (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 23, 12:51:11
        
        If they want to do a Scary Pubs tour I'm running for the hills (ov which there are plenty) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:56:42
        
        Bates St, for example (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 13:10:53
        
        I used to live near there - Howard Road, on the corner near where the fancy dress shop (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:16:50
        
        were you a stooodent? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 13:19:50
        
        I was, I never left after graduating. But I weren't a student when I lived there. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:23:12
        
        Speleology (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 13:26:45
        
        There's some fucking brillers cave systems in the Peak District. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:31:20
        
        you have a torch on your helmet? Useful (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 23, 13:25:02
        
        I always get lost in sheffield (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 13:09:56
        
        It's well easy, just follow the signs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:10:44
        
        They're aren't any (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 15:09:08
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 23, 12:24:21
- the coup on that was the burnley game (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 12:14:29

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