mine..
1. Why are German military uniforms worn?
To scare girls.
2. Why does he issue orders and threats in German to women who cannot speak German?
He did a TEFL course, but it was all in German - consequently he can now only speak German to women (not only to women but tradesmen as well - like plumbers).
3. Why does he deliver and count out beatings in German to women who cannot understand German?
See above.
4. Why does he put on a German accent when speaking English?
He wants to be German. Even when he's speaking English! Crazy!
5. Why are the victims of these beatings in German made to put on sinister striped uniforms?
He saw a Zebra that kept saying 'Donner und Blitzen' to him when he was 5. He has been trying to recapture that moment for 17 years.
6. Why the head lice inspections, the forced shaving of body hair and the sinister references to inmates being housed in "facilities"?
To help his self-esteem.
Posted By: malkybarkid on April 9th 2008 at 13:52:18
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