Baker Street Tube Station: a complaint

Dear (c**t in charge of the Tube, I'll Google his name)

I wish to complain about Baker Street Tube Station.

In particular, the juxtaposition of large posters advertising films involving Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssen.

Each featuring pictures of said actresses.

This renders it entirely impossible for a heterosexual man to walk the length of the platform without undergoing tentage, causing great distress to parents and other innocent bystanders.

Please can you arrange for these posters to be shown more discreetly, or alternatively arrange for somewhere I can quietly knock one out while awaiting my train.

Sincerely yours,

Angler (Partial)

Posted By: Partial Angler on April 1st 2008 at 14:55:12

Message Thread

Baker Street Tube Station: a complaint (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 1, 14:55:12
- "Wanking away down on Baker Street" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 14:58:07
  - you used to say it was so easy (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 15:02:51
- I think you need to send your complaint to CBS Outdoor Advertising (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 14:56:57
  - would that be you? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 14:58:10
    - nope I work for their main rival (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 15:00:33
      - Is there main rival JC Decaux? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 1, 15:13:46
        
        ... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 15:19:02
        
        I went to Uni with Mr Decaux's daughter.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 1, 15:55:00
        
        ... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 16:08:08
        
        F**kapoi (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 1, 15:58:29
        
        somewhere over the rainbow? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 16:01:36
        
        stupid name that (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 15:36:04
- dear partial angler (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 14:56:34

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