In these cases the body burns like a candle

the bone acting as a sort of wick to the fatty tissue's wax. Incidentally all these cases of supposed Spontaneous Human Combustion always have a heat source right near the body. None of these are ever mysteries when investigated by the police & fire brigade. Just in case anyone is taken in by the "Plasma metaphysics' lightning discharge hypothesis" guff mentioned on that web-site.

Posted By: BerlinCanary on March 27th 2008 at 14:53:19

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'Stevie G', 'Becks' and Owen (Other Football) - EtuWHO, Mar 27, 13:17:24
- Gerrard and Becks looked fine to me (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 13:58:28
  - Beckham could blind and you'd say he had a good game though (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 27, 15:00:17
    - Then I'd say he had a blinder (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 15:06:23
    - que? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 27, 15:03:37
    - What would he use to blind? Hot irons, sharp sticks, a pointy bird? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:03:35
  - In a Gay type of way? (Other Football) - EtuWHO, Mar 27, 14:44:56
  - You always did go for a hardbody. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 14:17:08
  - Yeah, it was just a crap match. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:09:41
    - Frankly, the French were worse than England. (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 27, 14:11:17
      - The French had 2 chances (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 27, 14:13:50
      - Well, maybe, maybe not. Neither team sparkled. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:12:43
        
        That's France in friendlies for you (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 27, 15:08:23
        
        I couldn't watch it - I was tedioused out of my noggin. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 14:16:37
        
        I was nodding off by the end (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:19:31
        
        ... or his pipe - before it sets afire to his hessian high-waisters. We all know what (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 14:24:53
        
        ...don't look if you don't like it (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 14:38:00
        
        Must be something about the fat-to-liquid ratio or something (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:48:09
        
        In these cases the body burns like a candle (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 27, 14:53:19
        
        ^^^ Doesn't explain the spooky 1950s clumpy shoes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 14:58:17
        
        Or the one in the cludgie! Where's the heat source? Unless the Zimmer was coal-powered. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:00:38
        
        well she did have a shopping basket attached to it (Other Football) - blindasabat, Mar 27, 15:30:17
        
        Maybe a big, hot flame shot up through the floor from the cellar. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:32:14
        
        There'll be a little electric heater just out of the picture (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 27, 15:06:13
        
        Quiz! (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 15:03:20
        
        Ok - where does Biggest live? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:05:31
        
        Biggleswade! (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 15:09:34
        
        WRONG - he lives in the bridge house on Carra Bridge. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 27, 15:11:46
        
        I know. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 27, 15:18:04
        
        They have more natural flair (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 27, 14:16:26
- zzzzzzzz (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 27, 13:25:19

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