Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to

impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "Whenever I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullsh!it. I gotta go home and f**k the cat.

Posted By: pants on March 25th 2008 at 12:44:48

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Shame Ashton didn't make the England squad (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 12:21:03
- if he opened his eyes (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 25, 12:55:00
  - an inform one though (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 12:56:50
    - with a space :s (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 12:57:00
      - yeah (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 25, 13:13:08
        
        on this subject, Mido, hahahah (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 13:14:21
        
        Boro were gutted they weren't allowed to appeal his red card (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 25, 13:17:31
        
        Did you like Lost? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 13:53:37
- Brian Ashton does rugby you div, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 25, 12:31:39
  - I'll do the jokes div (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 12:34:43
    - pantsy wantsy... (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 25, 12:41:07
      - Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 12:44:48
        
        9/10 (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 25, 12:49:28
        
        There was a crab in the pub the other night, he was so drunk (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 12:56:33
        
        Ridicalus. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:01:43
        
        I liked it. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:03:28
        
        We got a MASSIVE chinese on the way home Satdee. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:05:02
        
        Did you have duck? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 25, 13:13:52
        
        No, but I really really really like ducks in plum sauce. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:16:22
        
        I got mentally shitfaced and I blame it on us winning (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 13:06:04
        
        I wore my yellow trainers for the first time in a few months... (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 25, 13:12:15
        
        Did you go to the game? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:14:47
        
        Yeah... (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 25, 13:16:27
        
        When I was a kid, my sis had NB on her trainers, and I asked her what they stood for (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 13:23:49
        
        You deserved it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 25, 15:17:06
        
        Ciderbingeface (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 13:06:33
        
        was more whiskey and vodka this time :s (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 13:08:48
        
        To be fair. (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 25, 12:59:01

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