Fair enough

I just wonder who'd be mental enough to pay £100 for processed food! I dunno, I watched her show last week and was shocked. It's on tonight too, shame I'll be out tonight.

If you missed last week's show, this review is pretty accurate...

Back once again for the renegade master. Delia's back and she's as sexy as ITV's new primetime drama, says Mark Lewis

Slap a food ASBO on her crazy ass, she done gone completely mental.

So crazy in fact that the trailer to her new programme (a programme itself so crazy and sexy it can’t even be bothered with a proper name) is set to the tune of Renegade Master.

On Planet Food Cookery Programmes, Delia (Monday, 8.30pm, BBC2), which seeks to take the pain out of cookery by using packaged ingredients, stands up to the billing with sultry assurance.

Delia was always a matronly sex symbol, her homely recipes winking with vague suggestion at our unrequited lust. These days she’s too wanton for proper recipes. She sluttily throws around ready made tubs of cheese sauce and frozen mashed potato - tickling our betrousered nutsacks like some Oedipal egg whisk.

“I want to hear you slurp,” she growls to the cameraman with a bowl of cold soup. She beckons us into her garden shed, dismissing the paraphernalia of 30 years worth of cooking as casually as she fingers the oily grills of cookery novices. “There are other things apart from food,” she winks.

“It’s quite naughty in a way,” says food writer, Nigel Slater, with Carry On innuendo… “there is a certain amount of permission from headmistress”

Ooh, that’s right you naughty girl, allow us to use that ready made tinned mince!

If only. In the real world, Delia is as renegade as a Community Support Officer. Far from horny Bravo watchers, Delia is aimed at women who are afraid of fish skins. Just because she has done away with a surname, she hasn’t suddenly become Madonna. And aside from her legendary b***hiness, (which saw her proclaim she couldn’t stand “poncey food” over a cutaway of Rick Stein’s latest cookery book), and that time she had that ‘letsbeavinyou’ drunken episode at Norwich City, she is as interesting and sexy as Trisha.

:)

Posted By: Stoopish on March 17th 2008 at 15:27:28

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Eating a processed meal for supper tonight (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 14:57:21
- get this, she's having a launch event (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 17, 15:15:24
  - and? I'm paying £35 to basically have a kick around at carra (General Chat) - megson, Mar 17, 15:21:53
    - supply and demand (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 15:22:38
      - also (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 15:38:54
        
        Agree (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 15:41:33
  - Get this (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 17, 15:18:13
    - Woe betide anyone who criticises Saint Delia (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 17, 15:19:24
      - Nothing wrong with justified criticism (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 17, 15:23:23
        
        Fair enough (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 17, 15:27:28
        
        too many words (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 15:28:04
      - Aren't saints usually blokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 15:23:20
        
        Saint Theresa of Calcutta (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 17, 15:26:39
        
        she had a willy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 15:27:22
  - Shitta me not mrs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 15:16:36
  - bargain (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 15:16:20
    - Aunt Bessie (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 17, 15:17:40
      - Aunt Bessie's clit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 15:18:05
        
        I'm starting to get worried about you Robert (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 17, 15:18:33
        
        starting? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 15:19:09
    - ... (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 15:17:25
      - no (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 17, 15:18:59

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