My answers

1 - 9
2 - 8,500
3 - Newcastle will pay half
4 - Racist
5 - Oh mine! Oh mine! Oh mine! Oh mine! Oh mine! Oh mine!
6 - Keith Lisbie
7 - Nigel Worthington, Gary Megson and Peter Grant
8 - A Moulinex hand-blender
9 - Ma Miggins pre-heated chicken pie
10 - behind the bikesheds
11 - Natalie Imbruglia, up the arse
12 - Jack Russell
13 - Zambia
14 - Kevin Drinkall
15 - Because we've never won the FA Cup
16 - Leonard Nimoy
17 - "Boring, Boring"
18 - The 17.35, fridays excepted; on friday take the 17.38 and change at Stoke
19 - Gloucester Old Spot
20 - Sodium Hypochlorite
21 - Quantum Chromodynamics
22 - Metadata ontologies
23 - Some pancetta, rapidly tossed off
24 - Rodin
25 - Rodent
26 - Accenture
27 - Clip, Clippety, Clop
28 - Assistant Kit Manager
29 - Because he's a c**t
30 - Three cadburys creme eggs

Bonus: IF the ball is three quarters on the half-spin relative to the sideline OR the angle between the ball and the lesser on-side goalpost exceeds 37 degrees OR Sagittarius is in conjunction with Venus and opposition to Mars OR the lino's bored THEN it's offside UNLESS the third or fourth zone is inhabited purely by defending players and the second or third player in the second zone is wearing a red shirt.

Let me know how I got on please - thanks.

Posted By: Partial Angler on March 12th 2008 at 20:27:09

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