JOKE OF THE DAY................
> Prince Charles took up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker
> standing on the same street corner.
>
> 'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.
>
> 'No! Five pounds!' he would fire back, just to shut her up.
>
> He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was
> almost certain to follow. This ritual between him and the hooker
> became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, One
> hundred and Fifty pounds! He'd yell back, Five pounds!
>
> One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband on his jog. As
> the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
> Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla
> would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
> He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife.
>
> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
> he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there
> was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she
> watched the pair jog past.
>
> Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, 'See what you get for
> five quid, you tight bastard?
Posted By: andy57 on March 7th 2008 at 20:45:25
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