You shouldn't, but recently in Dubai

a bloke got 4 years because a sniffy dog detected 0.006g of marigdeyouarna in the tread of his shoe.

a bloke got arrested because a sniffy dog detected poppy seeds on his jumper (pully)

a Radio 1 DJ got arrested because a sniffy dog detected a crumb of marigdeyouarna in his pocket

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 5th 2008 at 15:11:17

Message Thread

I actually stake the claim for getting us the draw last night (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:16:39
- Actually no that was me (NCFC) - megson, Mar 5, 14:05:46
- If you tried to get into Dubai with beard shavings on your shirt you'd get 4 years. Even (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 13:19:40
  - I know I am old and slow, but why do you get sent to prison for drug smuggling (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 14:34:05
    - You shouldn't, but recently in Dubai (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:11:17
      - A 2 gramme crumb I believe... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 5, 15:21:25
        
        How much is that in fractions of an ounce, for those of us with brains that in imperial? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 15:34:58
        
        that work in imperial (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 15:35:55
      - Sniffy dogs sound like right ole barstards. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 15:19:26
  - cheers, malky. that is going straight into my filofax. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:21:47
    - In a prison just outside Panaji in Goa are at least 3 Brits who got done for holding blow. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 13:25:14
      - Nice imagery, everyone who's seen Midnight Express will shiver on reading that (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 5, 14:34:32
- You're making the bloke who barks at traffic worried he's out of a job (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 13:19:24
  - I'm not that worried. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 13:25:38
  - unlike your esteemed self this morning (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 5, 13:20:41
    - vvvvvvvv surely a spack-pack reference coming up? vvvvvv (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 13:42:19
      - surely he gets off on all the abuse (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 5, 13:44:45
        
        Is there a version of this reply in English? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 14:35:04
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Mar 5, 13:38:44
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 5, 13:21:30

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