I knew a bloke who had a theory about fart smells and pulling women.

He figured, after watching a documentary about chimps, that as us humans are apes as well we could learn something from their behaviour sexwise.

He noticed that they seemed to smell each others bottoms quite a lot and assumed that they must find the smell of poo attractive on some basic level.

This led to him deciding that when in the company of women he would 'drop his hat forwards' as often as possible believing that it would make him irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex. Not major, obvious guffs, just little SBD's.

Interestingly, I never saw him pull once.

Also he was known as "Stinky Connor" by all the ladies.

Posted By: jafski on February 27th 2008 at 15:35:24

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Seething with rage about possible price increase in a pint of lager (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:15:30
- Just dont drink it in view of the pitch. ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Feb 28, 12:28:17
- Probably one of the reasons why Carrowroeder's kitty idea won't work (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 27, 16:12:45
- The beer really is shit in the Barclay Bar. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 15:30:40
  - End up buying a bottle of coors which is slightly less fowl than the draught. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 15:31:32
    - Some men like fishing and some men like fowling. Me? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 27, 15:55:47
      - Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da!! (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 27, 16:17:22
      - oo er. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 16:08:22
    - does it taste of chicken? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 27, 15:44:48
      - lol foul. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 15:46:18
    - I mean is there any reason they can't have a few fighting beers, stella, krone etc? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 15:32:17
- Its already over £3 for a pint of lager in Yellows (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 27, 15:19:25
  - that place is bloody crap. It makes me growl with fury just thinking about it (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:20:38
    - Foods actually rather nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 15:21:13
      - gets so crowded that only way you can meet up with someone is if you know their fart scent (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:22:50
        
        I knew a bloke who had a theory about fart smells and pulling women. (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 27, 15:35:24
        
        It's only £8.50 for a burger though (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 15:26:47
        
        when I went in there it stunk of sweat and I vowed aloud to God "Never Again" (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:27:48
        
        I haven't been because it's only £8.50 for a burger. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 15:29:51
- Why should alcohol ever be cheap ? (NCFC) - Cannydc, Feb 27, 15:17:38
  - Too much hapiness can be irritating that's why. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 15:20:16
    - Sitting next to some pissed up clown (NCFC) - Cannydc, Feb 27, 15:23:08
      - But what happens if you're farting a lot and he has to sit there smelling your farts? (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:25:29
  - What about when you're trying to calm your nerves before busking with a ukelele? (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:19:48
    - Can you play the ukelele? What about a banjolele? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 27, 15:22:15
      - The buck stops here or they won't be getting my custom (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 15:24:40

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