None, very carefully planned

Since it is the man who determines the sex of the child, I concentrated very hard.

The ancient Greeks believed that boy sperm came from one testicle and girl sperm from the other, so if they were trying for one sex in particular they would bind up one testicle with a tight leather thong.

I base my (irrefutable) findings on daughters on a random selection of the children of my friends who were silly enough not to concentrate hard enough, and my god-daughters.

Posted By: Old Git on February 11th 2008 at 15:33:27

Message Thread

Huckerby on Saturday. (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 11, 15:03:42
- OK here goes... (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Feb 11, 15:08:45
  - bit like wotb then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:14:40
    - Except some people on Wrath deserve it. Mainly for comments like... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:17:50
      - Me and Brom agree on this particular matter... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:32:38
        
        "Brom and I "agree, not "me and Brom" (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:35:42
        
        Im a lad who speaks eustary English and lives on a council estate... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:36:59
        
        Only trying to help (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:39:07
        
        Why should he rise above his humble station ? He's a working class lad and proud (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:40:37
        
        Well I'm a lad from a Norfolk council estate, so no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:39:02
        
        Brom and I (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:33:50
        
        You and I what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:36:23
        
        S P A C K I N G (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:38:19
        
        K I S S I N G (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 11, 15:36:50
        
        I don't agree with 2 men kissing. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:38:35
        
        Well, it is quite difficult to nod/say "Yes" whilst kissing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 11, 15:48:32
        
        Good job nobody asked you then. Anyway, Brom's just a lad and knows fuck all about (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:41:21
        
        To be fair the lad has has had an easier up bringing them me. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:54:38
        
        True. Nobody I know has had to suffer the hardship you have bravely fought on your way to (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:00:19
        
        Please don't patronise me. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:02:39
        
        Please don't patronise me. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:01:25
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:03:47
        
        Oh God. With that I'm off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 15:40:28
      - There's been worse posted since, and not half as much fuss created (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:23:29
        
        In your opinion. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:24:32
        
        sorry spackers, I'm not playing (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:27:43
      - Shit-stirring wazzock (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:18:59
        
        no he's not, I'm clearly paranoid etc (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:23:55
        
        Admission is the first step to a cure (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:26:23
        
        Have you got some comments then to balance it out, or just mine? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:28:14
        
        I win again (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 16:26:58
        
        'Wazzock'... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:19:42
        
        Think he meant "cunt" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:20:23
- thats just hucks.a legend.why not wind the taffs up (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:05:35
  - yebbut, what happened? Congrats BTW Selwyn. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 11, 15:06:34
    - thanks mate.the usual holding an ear n making 1nil gesture and at the end he put hands ove (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:08:30
      - imo (NCFC) - wgf500, Feb 11, 15:11:25
        
        would hope roeder already knows how we feel,so prob the latter imo (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:12:59
        
        Why are you being congratted sellers, got another ASBO? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:15:15
        
        lol.misses had our 1st son on satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:16:29
        
        ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 15:29:51
        
        ashton,patrick,selwyn drake! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:32:42
        
        Congrats mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:29:48
        
        thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:31:53
        
        Yes, because what the world really needs is more Selwyns. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 15:28:19
        
        cheers twat :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:31:04
        
        New evidence arises to throw selwyn's claims to paternity into dispute: (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 11, 15:23:07
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:24:52
        
        Oh cool, congratulations from me too (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:18:07
        
        how many daughters have you got? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 15:23:52
        
        None, very carefully planned (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:33:27
        
        Phew. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 15:39:40
        
        Ah yes, all my friends with girl babies were very smug in the early years (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 15:45:04
        
        There can only be two explanations (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 15:57:47
        
        1 plus 3 stepdaughters (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:25:44
        
        Not you, OG. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 15:26:35
        
        oops wondered what u ment lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:27:54
        
        cheers old git.she fine.got a daughter plus she already had 3 girls so i know all about it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:20:16
        
        being allowed to breed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:16:27
        
        Don't think he called this one ASBO (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:16:10
        
        no.ashton actually (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:17:28
        
        Ashton ?!! Are your others called Earnie and Greeno ? ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:19:54
        
        lol.wasnt football related (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:23:01
      - something like that anyway.i wasnt actually there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:09:33

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