It'll fit thorough a cat flap - that's what they're designed for.

They're so cats don't hurl themselves into doors at a billion miles an hour and leave a cat-shaped hole like out of cartoons that you've got to get a man in to fix.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on February 5th 2008 at 11:58:26

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roeder's managed to instill the right attitude in the dressing room (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 5, 11:28:01
- I thought that one of the reasons that Grant was so bad (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 5, 11:36:54
  - no , that is Selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Feb 5, 12:21:21
  - when the cat fits (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 11:50:13
    - Ware ut. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 11:54:13
    - shitarse (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 11:53:24
      - What's your view on Roeder's arse? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 12:06:40
      - Surf's up, Shitarse!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:05:17
      - Minouche! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 5, 12:04:48
    - Does a cat ever fit? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 11:52:40
      - in a microwave, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 5, 12:05:04
        
        Have you ever sat on the hooge chairs outside Norwich Camping and felt like a dwarf? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 12:10:56
        
        I've felt up a dwarf. A woman one. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 5, 12:12:15
        
        Sure it was a dwarf, and not just a child? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 12:15:25
        
        And thre I was thinking that SCC was the board's only known dwarf molester (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:14:13
        
        I'll be pleased with 40. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:03:39
        
        Cheap date at alton towers, at least she'll get in free (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 12:21:40
        
        will she bollocks (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 5, 12:31:43
        
        I wore one as a hat once. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 5, 12:12:44
        
        SCC has felt a dwarf (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:11:42
      - haha (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 11:56:40
      - never (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 11:53:36
        
        It'll fit thorough a cat flap - that's what they're designed for. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 11:58:26
        
        They should make cat flaps that shape. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 12:01:31
        
        hole (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:04:57
        
        Whole? Arrgh. I think it must be me remembering AB's "entire whole deer". (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 12:07:39
        
        Six Hail Marys, three Our Fathers and a nice donation to the new roof and we'll say (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:10:05
        
        Glory Be to the OG (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 5, 12:13:14
        
        ....... (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:15:23
        
        He's going to get a shock when that dove nicks his hat. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 12:21:21
        
        "If a dove nicks your hat, give it your gloves as well" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 5, 12:32:07
        
        I say Canon, what was the name of that young lad you were so fond of? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 12:12:21
        
        my house has (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 5, 12:02:45
        
        phew. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 11:54:23
    - Have you ever worn a cat? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 5, 11:52:26
    - *roffle* (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 5, 11:52:16
- and Hleb (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Feb 5, 11:34:19

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