OFFICIAL SMS

Ben Graves has announced the release of 4 underperforming WOTBers. Steve in Holland, pants, Arganth and selwyn have all been shown the exit door in a shock move from the veteran boardmeister.

Steve is a member of the notorious "Kings Arms 6", who regularly fail to make any sense while posting. "mbk must be looking over his shoulder now, possibly at a tap-dancing mouse fiddling with its mary", said an insider.

However, it is believed that his sacking is related to his regular traynun ground fights with pants, who is being released for the same reason. "Ben's been tearing his hair out", said a close colleague. "They're both talented but you can't keep them in the same team and it's destroying morale."

Arganth has been released for being perpetually unsure about what is going on ("Ah but you don't KNOW that I don't know what's going on", he protested), and snowman attempted to murder Old Git after a drunken row.

"Watch this space", said a grim-faced Graves. "There are a lot of posters who need to pull their socks up and improve their standards. I'm not averse to making imports from the Pink Un board if I have to"

Posted By: Old Git on January 11th 2008 at 12:26:29

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