The other day I had one of those dreams where you need do something for everything to be

alright

I don't really know who was involved or why, but for me to make everything right, I was suppose to s**t in the fa cup in front of a football ground

The dilemma of the dream was whether to do it or not, after all it's the fa cup. In the dream I then pondered whether to s**t into and plastic container and put it in the cup, so it wouldn't smear over the insides of it. I then didn't know if that was part of the terms and conditions

I then half woke up and realised I was dreaming about s**tting in the fa cup, so I got up and went downstairs to make myself fully awake, as I didn't really want to find out what I would have done

Posted By: pants on December 20th 2007 at 23:40:02

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Pants, post something nice, just to cheer me up. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:01:48
- The other day I had one of those dreams where you need do something for everything to be (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:40:02
  - That ok for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:40:10
    - A little odd perhaps. But fair play for trying. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:44:22
      - I've tried cracking some jokes before and you don't like em (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:46:21
        
        It's certainly given me something to think about. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:53:40
        
        ^^^^^^^ This man gives good advice. Take heed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 21, 00:13:01
        
        He also gives good head. Take advice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 01:31:51
- Imagine my joy when getting out the christmas decorations, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 23:18:44
  - Slap some red sauce on it, and you'll shift tomorrow on the streets of Kenny. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:22:02
    - i flogged a dead cat for a tenner the other day, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 23:25:24
- And this one could be good news. (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:05:06
  - Maybe. But not nice reading though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:08:05
- Am I allowed to try? (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:03:28
  - Thanks for that, it was lovely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:11:02
  - Brilliant. That was exactly the sort of thing I was after. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:06:07
    - Hare you goo (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:07:52
      - Lovely stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:10:30
        
        Not sure about this one (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:14:01
        
        That's niche marketing, wet pets. They should send their underwriters down the BSG. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:18:36
        
        This one? (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:23:18
        
        I hesitate to ask this. BSG? (n/m) (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:20:29
        
        Ber Street Gates. The shittist and most curious pub in the world. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:25:06
        
        Not bi-curious then? (n/m) (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 23:27:35
        
        Ber Street Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 23:24:48
- Shame we haven't had any PK-rated entertainment today (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 23:03:26
  - Admit it, IED - you're in on this OTT PK wind-up, aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:04:40
    - Absolutely not (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 23:05:11
      - does pk fancy conkers? (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 23:06:46
        
        Probably (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 23:08:03
      - How do you explain PK, then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:06:14
        
        Surely PK is just glad of the attention he is getting right now? And he is too simple to (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 23:08:21
        
        Occam's Razor - the simplest explanation is probably the right one. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:09:16
        
        Practically your own doing but (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 00:12:33
        
        Haha - Lee is a legend. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 01:26:23
        
        A life-sucking organism who feeds off the delight of anyone who is "tory"# (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 23:07:47

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