Right ied, picture the scene .......

You're in a club and you bump into a gorgeous girl, you turn round to apologise, your eyes meet and well to cut a f**king long story short, she ends up back at your place.

You can't believe you managed to get this absolutely gorgeous hotty back to your place, she is obviously getting quite horny, even you notice the signs (she starts stripping off and rubbing your genital region). It is only then that you notice, horror of horrors, she is a scouse.

You hadn't noticed in the club what with being well bladdered and all that noise you thought she was from Australia.

Anyway she proceeds to strip off. She is completely naked in front of you, legs wide open caressing herself, and you say "no scouse, out"?

Come on ied, wouldn't you shag her?

Posted By: norfolkbroadslim on December 20th 2007 at 22:34:37

Message Thread

All this moral huffing and puffing, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:10:34
- and the boosh is on in 10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 20, 22:18:53
- And 'How To Get More Sex'. Should be required viewing for some posters here (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 22:15:27
  - I'm watching it (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:17:26
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:19:57
    - I hope you're recording it (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 22:18:38
      - Nah (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:19:07
  - such as? (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:16:27
  - i watched that before, it's dog shit, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 22:16:21
    - just shag ugly birds at first to build up your confidence (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:21:17
    - ^^ He's right you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:20:11
      - I'd rather drink the golden shower of an animal than shag a scouser (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:21:46
        
        You know not of what you speak. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:27:14
        
        Lies (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 22:24:46
        
        I have no idea who Abby Clancy is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 20, 22:27:50
        
        check this out, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 22:30:37
        
        Nice bit of totty intut (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:31:42
        
        Ditto (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:28:45
        
        . (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 22:32:46
        
        Looks like Rooney's girlfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:33:18
        
        dont talk shit boy, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 22:24:37
        
        you into beastiality ied, illegal innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:23:35
        
        Not in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 22:28:34
        
        Nope (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:25:07
        
        Right ied, picture the scene ....... (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:34:37
        
        Temptation can be too hard to resist (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:38:25
        
        Only when it's right in front of me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:43:38
        
        Exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:43:56
        
        however........... (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:55:09
        
        Maybe so (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:55:49
        
        you dont want to give them children, just fuck them for christ sake! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 22:26:40
        
        True (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:28:08
        
        They're not born with it you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:29:20
        
        Yep (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 22:30:20
    - Get shorty (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 20, 22:18:06
      - Now that is a good fillum. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:20:48
- And the Apprentice series 1 (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 22:12:14
  - The apprentice? A show where Alan Sugar abuses contestants, shit stirs and bullys in the (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:13:58
    - Oh yes please - I should say so. (n/m) (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 22:23:18
    - Weak Pants. WEAK! (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:17:00
      - Does Alan Sugar not do what I've just said then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:18:15
        
        Yes you soft cunt. With the main agenda being to attract viewers. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:22:16
        
        Doesn't seem very fair on the contestants though does it? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:23:27
        
        Don't you think the contestants know that? (General Chat) - the101ers, Dec 20, 22:36:18
        
        Correct, and I agree (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:38:47
        
        Doesn't that take the argument back to Square One, though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 22:40:25
        
        Of course. Terrace abuse and chants are part of football (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:54:43
        
        Jesus, pants I'm going to bed, that's all! (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 23:00:26
        
        Wait a second, you backed me into a corner and then revelled in me not admitting something (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:09:56
        
        Sorry - I didn't think I was too unreasonable - certainly I tried not to be. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 22:58:46
        
        YOu weren't at all really (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:12:53
        
        Lotus Esprit, vroom. Relax. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:15:36
        
        have a kiss and a cuddle and go to bed (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 20, 23:00:07
        
        I can't go to bed, The Judge made everything hurt too much. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:00:59
        
        Eventually you'll learn to welcome it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:03:51
        
        He's moved on to the Berlin Alexanderplatz TV Tower now. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:05:48
        
        When I went to Berlin (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 20, 23:07:10
        
        But I'm assuimg you didn't try and fit it all up your arse though, unlike Otto, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:14:10
        
        I was just trying to help them move beyond their totalitarian past (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 23:15:47
        
        Once again, a very admirable gesture. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 23:19:54
        
        It's a TV show! A show!!!! A fucking pantomime. Weak, Pants, WEAK. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:20:40
        
        answer the question (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:20:51
        
        Sorry no - it's genuinely irrelevant (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:23:55
        
        So because something is wrong to the individual(s) concerned (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:25:52
        
        I find boxing entertaining, but I wouldn't really find much fun in (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:31:37
        
        Oh, I think I'm arguing on the wrong side now. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 22:35:24
        
        If this could be translated into English (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:28:25
        
        Pants. It's a TV entertainment show. Stop it now. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:28:46
        
        Is sport not entertainment? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:30:05
        
        ... (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:31:14
        
        Call it a draw as your backing off (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:32:05
        
        pants, must you always ALWAYS have the last word (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 20, 22:36:27
        
        You're not the only one stirring the pot tonight (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:44:01
        
        no, here's how I see it (and I'm not stirring it) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 20, 22:57:55
        
        I've admitted to a few things tonight (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 23:00:59
        
        Sigh. Well... GOODNIGHT. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:54:28
        
        Is there *anyone* on this board you haven't had a row with, pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 20, 22:22:49
        
        It's called playing devils advocate (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 22:24:46
        
        You see, Tricky? Utterly mystifying (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:26:15
        
        We've been doing this years (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:24:31
- Yes but negotiating oneself around the complex maze of a discussion with pants is far more (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:12:04
  - ...engrossing (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 22:12:25
- I've seen it - it's rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 22:11:33

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