I once watched Go Fishing with John Wilson, right, and he was talking to this Swan Expert

and the expert said that it's a big ole myth, and the only way a swan could possibly break your arm is if it was driving a Ford Transit.

So the real question ought to be, has anyone ever seen a swan at the wheel of a Ford Trannie?

Posted By: Arizona Bay on December 17th 2007 at 10:40:18

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will British aerospace have a stand at the Ippo Corn exchange 2nite? (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Dec 17, 09:59:16
- Or even the British Government.. (General Chat) - BlueFury, Dec 17, 10:17:43
  - Your new saviour has interests in those sort of areas doesn't he? And doing experiments on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 17, 10:19:07
    - And there was me (& everyone else outside of norfolk) (General Chat) - BlueFury, Dec 17, 10:20:48
      - He makes pigs smoke. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 10:23:12
        
        So does Selywn (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 17, 10:29:17
        
        That's just friction though, not tobacco. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 10:30:22
        
        That is true... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 17, 10:33:30
        
        He's a mad old cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 10:34:22
        
        Nothing wrong with that. (General Chat) - BlueFury, Dec 17, 10:24:58
        
        He feeds burgers to swans too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 10:29:00
        
        It's not that cruel, unless you make one eat about 11 - its beak would split. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 17, 10:30:03
        
        I like it when they drift past Cow Tower, about fifty of them, and they're all asleep, jus (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 10:32:06
        
        Has anyone ever hard their arm busted by a swan? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 10:33:43
        
        Leonard Nimoy did. It made him go all Vulcan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 17, 10:41:04
        
        I once watched Go Fishing with John Wilson, right, and he was talking to this Swan Expert (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 10:40:18
        
        Oh yes Tuds... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 17, 10:40:00
        
        "... but they [geese] gave me quite a few bruises on the farm" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 10:43:32
        
        Good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 10:26:54
        
        And offalsocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 17, 10:24:55
      - Dig deep, dig deep. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 17, 10:22:54
- And Heather Mills (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 17, 10:09:30

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