My best man was once bought a pyramid of lard for his birthday by his flatmate.
Not a big one, it stood about three feet high, and it was probably more techinically a ziggurat, not a pyramid, but still the important part is that it was made out of 19p blocks of lard out of Morrison's, and when I say flatmate, I mean a normal depth person, not actually a flat mate.
Posted By: Arizona Bay on December 14th 2007 at 13:04:42
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- What should I get Mrs AB for her birthday? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:28:12
- A life-time ban from Littlewoods (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:30:50
- a perm (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:28:55
- NBC suit and wellies (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:20:28
- She's got wellies, not pink ones with flowers, proper ones. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:25:03
- Good, that would be a bit College Road. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:27:48
- She's got wellies, not pink ones with flowers, proper ones. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:25:03
- A cake - (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 14, 13:18:13
- Two really big Quality Streets - purple one with a nut and green triangle. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:16:34
- Coventry City (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 13:15:09
- Chime Bar (C#) (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:14:58
- Power (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:14:31
- A vacuum cleaner (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:14:04
- a facebook profile (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:13:43
- A puppy (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:12:27
- Cooking spoon (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:12:10
- Twister (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:12:04
- A Wii (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:11:39
- A Bop It Extremes. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:11:01
- Would you like to buy one ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 14, 13:13:18
- a tent, then you could raise it for her after birtday breakfast (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:10:20
- add a *H* (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:10:55
- A Greggs sausage roll (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 13:10:08
- A Raleigh Burner with mags instead of spooks (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 13:09:34
- A selection box (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 13:08:57
- Fuzzy Felt, probably the ballerina one - girls like that. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:07:33
- a Holt FC season ticket (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 13:06:59
- A bit of lace (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:04:58
- Chair (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:02:16
- We've already got quite a few chairs. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:06:29
- A Glenn Campbell guitar tab book (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 13:01:47
- a slab (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:01:32
- My best man was once bought a pyramid of lard for his birthday by his flatmate. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:04:42
- An Eco friendly outdoor shithouse (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 13:01:24
- We've got an outdoor shithouse already. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:02:30
- They stay in bed if you do that, do they? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 14, 13:13:14
- We've got an outdoor shithouse already. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:02:30
- a striptease from IED (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 13:01:09
- Alice band and a satsuma (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:59:08
- A packet of Fig Rolls or Garibaldis (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:58:37
- lager (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 12:58:28
- Great idea: encourage your wife to obtain a beer gut (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:59:50
- yer but think what she will do when she is pissed (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:08:36
- Talk to God on the Big White Telephone? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:10:31
- yer but think what she will do when she is pissed (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:08:36
- Great idea: encourage your wife to obtain a beer gut (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:59:50
- Art of Noise cassette (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:58:06
- 3 hand fulls of my pubic hair (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:58:03
- You'd have a bald toilet area then and look like a twink. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:00:09
- Twin Towers on DVD (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:57:19
- can of sainsburys finest kidney beans (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:57:07
- a sodastream (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 12:56:53
- Twin Town on DVD (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:56:07
- ^^^ dunt gettut. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:15:34
- yep (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:18:01
- ^^^ Still dunt gettut. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:18:52
- erm, not sure there's anything to get. It's just what I would do maybe. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:26:49
- ^^^ Still dunt gettut. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:18:52
- some ray bans (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:17:11
- wrong place (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 13:26:48
- yep (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 13:18:01
- ^^^ dunt gettut. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:15:34
- a teddy (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 12:55:47
- A signed picture of pantsbot (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:55:31
- Get her a slave to the detail (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:55:14
- A viola or a lizard or some paint (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:54:34
- Barbie and Ken (and double check if he's still got no knob when she opens it, important) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:54:22
- A Christmas present to confooze her face off. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:53:02
- WII gloves, shin pads and helmet (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:52:59
- A rude film she can watch but you can't (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:52:30
- trainer skates with those wheels what go in the bottom (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:52:06
- N Sync's B side collection (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:51:44
- A rude film you can both watch. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:51:38
- like mulan (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:52:27
- No, like Handyman 17: Bukake Babes (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:53:53
- Zulu? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:52:08
- like mulan (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:52:27
- A roland rat mouse mat (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:50:58
- a merseytravel bus pass (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:50:49
- Clackers (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:50:43
- A life size inflatable stephen hawkins (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:50:05
- Is that like two versions of Stephen Hawking ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:51:28
- Get her a slave to the detail (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:52:52
- That's a great idea (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:55:08
- Get her a slave to the detail (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:52:52
- Is that like two versions of Stephen Hawking ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:51:28
- a BMX (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:50:05
- Pumice stone (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:49:10
- Martin Taylor (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:48:52
- The clap (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:48:12
- Connect 4 (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:47:10
- Monster Truck Top Trumps (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:46:38
- New husband (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 14, 12:46:32
- Liz and Jim McDonald Couples work out DVD (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:46:28
- Super Flight Deck (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:46:09
- Lego (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:45:42
- socks (n/m) (Other Football) - duffyinspecialneeds, Dec 14, 12:45:33
- dvda (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 14, 12:44:13
- A blimp (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:43:15
- Nowhere to tether it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:44:35
- Up the rec' (Or will the local neds nick it?) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:47:46
- We could use the war memorial in the park opposite. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:57:49
- Up the rec' (Or will the local neds nick it?) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:47:46
- She's already got one of those (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:44:01
- Nowhere to tether it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:44:35
- Space Chess (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:41:10
- I thought that said Spazz Chess at first (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:42:27
- Streets of Rage 3 for the megadrive (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:38:17
- Call of the Washing Up 4 for the Eggs Box 360. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:39:53
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:39:24
- try one of these (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 12:38:03
- A chimbley balloon (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:36:05
- We've got gas, we'd carbon monoxide our faces off. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:37:53
- Dunt they catch fire ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:37:01
- And cause you to die of smoke inhalation ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:37:25
- The gift of laughter (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:34:04
- a non muslim fridge (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 14, 12:32:44
- a hoover (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 14, 12:31:46
- Try these (Other Football) - magicsback, Dec 14, 12:31:30
- A good shafting (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:30:44
- Like out of a chimbley? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:31:36
- No, like out of Handyman 24: Schoolgirl Sluts (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:34:12
- I am a poor and a wretched boy, a chimbley chimbley sweep. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:42:14
- Oh, you've seen it too ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:43:42
- I am a poor and a wretched boy, a chimbley chimbley sweep. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:42:14
- No, like out of Handyman 24: Schoolgirl Sluts (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:34:12
- Like out of a chimbley? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 12:31:36
- A sybian in the shape of a flea. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 12:30:05
- Rampant Rabbit? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 14, 12:28:40
- AB would be out of a job (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 14, 12:33:07
- And a Fleshlight, then you can both sit back and relax. (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 14, 12:30:39
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